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Monday, September 23, 2013

Dead in France

Release date: March 26th
Directed by: Kris McManus
88 Minutes

Everyone does bad things, there is just no way around it, whether it be something little or gigantic it's
happened. Dead in France was a comical, crude bloodbath and I loved all 88 minutes of it! I laughed,
had a few unexpected moments where I actually said "Damn!" out loud. There is a crazy mixture of personalities that you will get a kick out of for sure!

It's a film in the vein of Hot Shot's or Naked Gun. Charles is a hit man that is one hell of a hermit and wants just to retire from the business and cruise the world in his yacht with a hot woman in tow. Problem is he seems to have a social anxiety that doesn't allow him to get any action. He hires a cute cleaning girl named Lisa who he quickly develops quite a crush on.

 He leaves for the day to go about his work as usual and Lisa's man stops over so they can christen every ounce of the house. Simon, a gorgeous blue eyed con artist becomes involved in the scene when his mentally challenged brother Raymond  steals a ton of cash from the trunk of Charles car. What ensues is a total twisted path of  chaos where it seems everyone knows everyone else.

His arch rival Clancy shows up and the bitch just destroys anything and anyone in her path, she is an absolute trip! I went into this not expecting to like it but I did and I needed a laugh which it delivered.
It turns out to be a hysterical killing spree that will have you giggling and other parts will make you squirm- what more could you ask for?    

Friday, September 20, 2013

4 Dead Girls: The Soul Taker

Release Date- 10/8/13
Directed by- Mike Campbell and Todd Johnson
95 Minutes

Imagine being in college and not wanting to live in that noisy stressful dorm so you dream of getting
a place with a few friends but we all know rent is never cheap...right? So prudish Lily, her sister Lori
plus two other girls move into a decent priced place and plan to enjoy school and each other. The prime and time of their lives are ahead of them, well if they don't have their souls taken first.  

Lori's hard ass girlfriend Pam who loves to start drama is one of the roomies the other is little nymph Bianca who can't seem to keep her hands off anything with a...well let's just say anything male. The quirky landlord Devlin Chito hovers around with this creepy smile on his face as he contemplates which bad girl he would like to kill first. She can't be an innocent and little Lily should be very thankful for that.

Mr. Chito traps them within the house and plays the cat and mouse game until finally giving them an ultimatum of someone needs to go and one of them is going to have to be the one to deliver the goods. Can one of these women be the barer of another's life? Is Mr. Chito playing the game fair? I mean how do they know he will really follow thru with the bargain?

In Mike Campbell and Todd Johnson's film Four Dead Girls: The Soul Taker it'll be a twisted dirty fight till the end. I have to hand it to the actresses in here, they did a damn good job at expressing their emotions I couldn't of did it, not by a long shot. Can you imagine what you would do if you were stuck in that situation? Well take a peek and what these girls had to do to try and save theirs lives.   

Friday, September 13, 2013

As Night Falls

Release Date- 11/12/13
Directed by- Joe Davison
78 Minutes

I took a break from reviewing films and As Night Falls from Director Joe Davison is the first
flick I have soaked my brain with lately. It's not a bad deal at all, it's a top notch B movie with
laughs, cheese, babes and blood. The story is of how many years ago Amelia's parents went mad
and took her life with an axe, throwing her little body in a shallow grave. 

It's 50 long years later and the deadly duo are back from hell and are ready to create some of
their own. As parents these two were strict and demented and can't wait to get their hands on   
Lizzie and her little sister Molly who now live in the house. Each girl can feel an evil presence
lurking around them- but do they even stand a chance?

Molly has woke up with the spirit of little Amelia sitting on her bed trying to warn her of the
impending danger that's coming for them all. The party that happens that night is just an invitation
for disaster and many will not live to see the light of day. Can these poor teens figure out the
mystery behind the whople deal and to get rid of them ghosts? 

The Mom in this one is crazy creepy so I looked up who played the part and was floored when I saw
it was Debbie Rochon. I honestly didn't recognize her and she's one of my Favorite scream Queens!
All in all it's a fun, freaky watch that you can share with your friends that are scaredy cats to break
them in for bigger and better things!