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Friday, February 1, 2013

Zombie Ed

Release Date: January 22, 2013
90 Minutes
Directed by: Ren Blood
Zombie Ed from Director Ren Blood has this total fuck up named Ed who has nothing to offer and seemingly nothing to gain, he's a complete loser. He has a shitty job, beat up set a wheels, and if the populations growth depended on him, we'd be fucked! So one day he wakes up and he's totally and fully zombified.

Ed was a total pot head in school so I doubt that jug head retained much info in that blank noggin' of his. He was just one of the geeks. This time the outbreak occurs when the fluoride in their water over the years breaks down and affects people with a certain gene.

Soon Ed is losing his mind, depressed and wanting to end his misery so he calls up a zombie suicide hotline and meets Teddy Bare invites him to a rally and things start to look better and better to him. He's considered a hot zombie so he's finally getting some- things are looking up....right?