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Monday, November 19, 2012

After the Dawn (International Title: Discursion)

Release Date- September 25,
88 Minutes
Directed by: Mitchel A. Jones
 
 
I hate being alone and I know there are plenty of other people out there that feel the same exact way...it sucks. Mitchel A. Jone's After the Dawn solidly portrays being isolated on Earth after there was a nasty warfare born chemical attack leaving very few survivors. I would go stir crazy with no one to talk too!

 
Cassie Becker, a young woman is fighting for survival and the few humans out there have been effected by the attack and have the urge to rip you to shreds- and eat you! She has been wandering aimlessly around for about 6 months when she stumbles across a younger boy named Jake.

The travel together looking for other signs of life and means to survive for their harrowing time left on earth. Jake is extremely withdrawn and hardly speaks a word if anything at all. Maybe he is just traumatized from this horrific event? Or maybe there is something just plain wrong with him...

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Dust Up

Release date: November 13, 2012
92 Minutes
Directed by: Ward Roberts
 
 
 
 
OK I have to be perfectly blunt here, I thought this movie for some reason was going to really be boring with bad acting and stupid effects. I was wrong, kind of like when you glance at the box art and you think how the flick is going to be so awesome and it ends up be a waste of damn time.
 
 
Ward Robert's Dust Up was fuckin crazy and I was actually kind of disappointed when it ended. The story is about how a man named Herman is in deep shit with his dealer and needs to get that cash real quick or his family is going to suffer. His wife Ella seems to be used to his bullshit, she loves him- but is fed up with it.
 
 
Jack the one eyed bad ass shows up to help with the plumbing and ends up getting involved in the plan to go after the drug lord Buzz who just so happens to be a bisexual tweaked out cannibal that wants to eat Herman and Ella's baby. Buzz has to be one of the most fucked up characters that I've seen in awhile!
 
 

His partner in crime is the Lizard man who is green and kinda scaly in the face. Dust Up is a wild ride thru trailer park trash scenarios that Jerry Springer would be worthy of. My perverted ass was laughing at things, I would tell you but then I'd have to kill you! Let's just say that Buzz gets himself in a bunch of crazy positions!

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Friday, November 2, 2012

Midnight Disease

Release Date:April 3 , 2012
Directors: Ryan Fowler,
Robbie Ribspreader
92 minutes

 

 




Ever writer at some point or other gets that horrific blank brain when they sit down to write and all they can do is stare at the blank page. In the writing world apparently they call this little mishap a brain fart, or the midnight disease. An author named Jack Jones is going thru this disaster at the moment and it doesn't look to promising!
 
 
His writers block is leaving him depressed and drowning himself in the booze. Just when he is going to give up writing for good someone leaves a present for him at his front door. It's a jar of blood. Now I don't know about you, but my ass ain't touching shit with someone elses blood in it!
 
 

So after some staring and debating he decides to crack that bitch open. This zombie like chick appears and it's like I dream of Genie in a perverse sort of way- well maybe not. So the living dead girl sits down and proceeds to type him up a new killer story! Man, how could Jack of stuck it so damn lucky?



Soon the jar is empty and if there's no red, her typing becomes dead. Now the tables have turned and he has to fill the bottle back up- by whatever means necessary. Jack now is murdering people and for what? Yup, a best selling novel. Do you think after all this he'll manage to be around to even enjoy it?