A total loser named Tommy Pistol is running about forty five minutes late
to an audition so he speeds down the road like a maniac trying to get there.
Well the director tells him to fuck off so he heads home to his girlfriend and
their son. He comes in earlier an usual since he was fired from his job at the record
store.
So now his family has left him because he can not manage to get his
priorities straight- they are all fucked up! Now his hot wife is gone so he gets
naked on the couch with a penis pump, some porn and just goes at it.This guys
such a loser he can't even stay awake to masturbate!
So in his head he's walking down the
street and comes to a whore named Daisy who is willing. Too bad for her the
spider that bites her gives her a staph infection that goes wild and rampant.
This part of the film is absolutely vomit worthy so you might need a bucket or
trough for that
matter. There are a few sequences in this dream stage but I'm not gonna ruin it for ya!
David B. Stewart III's Operation: Nazi Zombies actually sat on the shelf for
about four years before it was picked up for distribution. After you view it,
you can decide for yourself if you think it should of permanently stayed
there! So here we have a group of Army Special Forces that head out to this secret
biological weapons facility and things get a tad hectic!
They become infected by this Nazi experiment that was recreated by the Army
Chemical Corps and the CIA after World War II. These poor boys are stuck with
some hungry zombies and also the Government assassins from hell! Which one do
you think you'd rather be stuck with let alone both? Talk about a living hell!
Imagine being thrown there to die with those flesh eating bastards...only
the strong will survive the debauchery they were pushed in to. The zombies were
cool looking and in the one scene it's cries were particularly disturbing as he
repetitively did it. I have screened plenty of zombie movies, and this is one of
the better
ones.
In Ryan Convery's film Mourning Wood, the infomercial Guru Dr. Jacob
Pendelton has invented products like Dick Killer condoms and his newest
discovery is called Shampube. It promises to remove all that funk down below. Well it
removes the grime but you turn into a sex crazed zombie who humps
everything!
Now you have to be able to handle this whole concept because the sperm in
splashing all over in this one- I mean buckets full. Everyone that comes into
contact with these vile perverted fucks end up white washed in spew! Did I
laugh? At times I honestly did but a know a few women who would be all uptight
with it and freak.
I loved that alot of the actors play several different parts in the film,
when you watch you'll see what I mean. To enjoy this film you need an open mind
and a wild sense a humor. It's campy B movie hi jinks will have you
giggling or muttering "Ew, gross!" If you could dream up a different way to be
infected by a zombie what would you
choose?
