90 MinutesDirected by: Tom Shell
Tony Todd plays Julien, the leader a vampire in a coven that has been around for decades. The coven has an ongoing fight with the Centrys that roam amongst the earth with a vengeance for vampire blood, they wish they could exterminate them completely- it just is not as easy as you would think it would be. Julien is ready to hand over the throne to who is deemed worthy.
Will, a hippie who usually keeps his head down and his mouth shut somehow manages to overcome his shyness and puts the moves on Goth Ashley’s friend Jayne. Will’s roomie Rico is kinda crushing on Ashley’s ass but she is going thru a rough break up with dickhead Darren who lives to bully anyone he can get his hands on. Darren has a little secret of his own and don’t get him mad enough to use it.
Will and Jayne are alone and attacked by Darren who plans on raping her and killing him. Things get out of control and instead Darren is the one who ends up depleted. Somehow Will is changing and he can’t figure out the cause. When reality sinks in can Will accept his fate or will he fight it tooth and nail to the end? See what side of the fence he lands on in this vampire comedy.
3 outta 5 Slashes
Monday, June 1, 2009
Hide- Out June 30th on DVD
Here we have Billy and Betty a sexy, southern Mickey and Mallory with a seriously checkered path behind them. After their bank robbery Billy was caught and put behind bars but Betty narrowly escaped. Now seven years later Betty busts him out during a transfer back to Louieville and hopes to pick up where they left off. When they were last together they were crazy in love and had no qualms about killing and messing people up.
Now Billy has sat behind bars for so long thinking about that past and eventually it got him thinking about how it was wrong and God’s going to pay them back for what they have done. Betty hasn’t changed one bit and she is really not liking this new attitude of his, it’s seriously weirding her out. When they robbed that bank Billy hid the money near this church and now they are all set to go get it!
When they get to the town where it all happened it’s completely deserted. It’s like they showed up after the apocalypse since everything was left like it was clothes, stores, and even a few old amusements. They go back to the diner and you see all the bullet holes in the cement building where the showdown took place. Billy then goes to try and fix the car while Betty has a scary encounter that leaves her wanting out of there as fast as possible.
There is someone else there with them and it seems he wants to make them pay for their sins. This man was treated poorly as a child and those memories seemed to have made him into a monster seeking vengeance. I really liked this film. It reminded me of when me and my fiancee got together, we were wild like that and so in love but without all of the killing ofcourse!
Now Billy has sat behind bars for so long thinking about that past and eventually it got him thinking about how it was wrong and God’s going to pay them back for what they have done. Betty hasn’t changed one bit and she is really not liking this new attitude of his, it’s seriously weirding her out. When they robbed that bank Billy hid the money near this church and now they are all set to go get it!
When they get to the town where it all happened it’s completely deserted. It’s like they showed up after the apocalypse since everything was left like it was clothes, stores, and even a few old amusements. They go back to the diner and you see all the bullet holes in the cement building where the showdown took place. Billy then goes to try and fix the car while Betty has a scary encounter that leaves her wanting out of there as fast as possible.
There is someone else there with them and it seems he wants to make them pay for their sins. This man was treated poorly as a child and those memories seemed to have made him into a monster seeking vengeance. I really liked this film. It reminded me of when me and my fiancee got together, we were wild like that and so in love but without all of the killing ofcourse!
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog Screening
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog Screening Date: Friday, June 12, 2009 Time: 7:30-8:30 pm
Place: Germ Books, 2005 Frankford Ave. Philadelphia, PA 19125
Please join us for an exclusive screening of Joss Whedon’s Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog! Come dressed as your favorite Hammer wielding superhero or Evil League of Evil supervillain and be prepared to sing along. You could even win a prize!
This is presented by the Pennsylvania Browncoats as part of the 2009 Philadelphia Can’t Stop The Serenity events. Suggested donation is $5 with all proceeds going to Equality Now.
Visit this website for more details and directions:http://cstsphilly.webs.com/drhorriblescreening.htm
You might also be interested in….
Can’t Stop the Serenity eventDate: June 27, 2009Time: 7-11 pmPlace: Philadelphia Senior Center, 509 South Broad Street Philadelphia, PA 19147
Are you a fan of the critically acclaimed sci-fi series, Firefly and its accompanying movie, Serenity? Or would you like to be??
Please join us for a fun filled evening of special Firefly/Serenity inspired musical guests, Whedonverse quizzo, chances to win fabulous prizes, and of course, a screening of Serenity. Costumes and Firefly/Serenity inspired garb are encouraged. All proceeds benefit Equality Now, an international organization dedicated to supporting gender equality.
Tickets are now available for purchase at the CSTS Philly website.
Currently, presale tickets are $10 each. They will remain so through June 12. ($10 tickets will also be available for sale at our Dr. Horrible Sing-Along Blog Screening on June 12.)
From June 13-26, presale tickets will be available on the website for $12.50 each.
Tickets purchased at the event on June 27 will be $15 each.
Or for added value, check out our great package deals which combine admission to the CSTS event with shiny souvenir merchandise!
Visit this website for more details and directions: http://cstsphilly.webs.com/
To learn more about the Pennsylvania Browncoats:http://www.pabrowncoats.com/
Place: Germ Books, 2005 Frankford Ave. Philadelphia, PA 19125
Please join us for an exclusive screening of Joss Whedon’s Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog! Come dressed as your favorite Hammer wielding superhero or Evil League of Evil supervillain and be prepared to sing along. You could even win a prize!
This is presented by the Pennsylvania Browncoats as part of the 2009 Philadelphia Can’t Stop The Serenity events. Suggested donation is $5 with all proceeds going to Equality Now.
Visit this website for more details and directions:http://cstsphilly.webs.com/drhorriblescreening.htm
You might also be interested in….
Can’t Stop the Serenity eventDate: June 27, 2009Time: 7-11 pmPlace: Philadelphia Senior Center, 509 South Broad Street Philadelphia, PA 19147
Are you a fan of the critically acclaimed sci-fi series, Firefly and its accompanying movie, Serenity? Or would you like to be??
Please join us for a fun filled evening of special Firefly/Serenity inspired musical guests, Whedonverse quizzo, chances to win fabulous prizes, and of course, a screening of Serenity. Costumes and Firefly/Serenity inspired garb are encouraged. All proceeds benefit Equality Now, an international organization dedicated to supporting gender equality.
Tickets are now available for purchase at the CSTS Philly website.
Currently, presale tickets are $10 each. They will remain so through June 12. ($10 tickets will also be available for sale at our Dr. Horrible Sing-Along Blog Screening on June 12.)
From June 13-26, presale tickets will be available on the website for $12.50 each.
Tickets purchased at the event on June 27 will be $15 each.
Or for added value, check out our great package deals which combine admission to the CSTS event with shiny souvenir merchandise!
Visit this website for more details and directions: http://cstsphilly.webs.com/
To learn more about the Pennsylvania Browncoats:http://www.pabrowncoats.com/
Killing Ariel
Rick is your all around good guy. He goes to his boss’s party and resists the advances of all the beautiful women, and this is the swinging 70’s and his boss even offers him his beautiful wife. He goes home to loving wife and deals with the kids and there misgivings then hops into bed. While he is sleeping a demon sexually attacks him and now he is completely under her spell.
He suddenly has like a midlife crisis and buys a sports car and takes a girl he met named Ariel to his childhood home which he tells his wife is is getting it ready to sell. Really weird things start happening and he keeps having strange nightmares and visions that are causing him to act out making Ariel think he is a complete wacko. He’ll be lying in the bed with her and he’ll glance over and it will be some other woman or even his wife.
Ariel tells him he is just dealing with a guilty conscious and brings him back to bed for another exhausting romp that leaves him drained. He makes his way up to the attic and finds his father’s journal. Reading it he becomes convinced that Ariel is the demon that once took hold of his mother. He hears something and turns around to see the naked man that he remember seeing his mother with as a child and just knows he is evil.
Killing Ariel was confusing and if I didn’t have a synopsis for it I don’t know what I would of thought it was about. That doesn’t mean it was bad, I actually really liked it. The best parts were when he was piecing everything together and one scene imparticular scene with a disembodied head that he brings home with him. Can Rick get his head together and rid himself of the evil clinging demon?
4 outta 5 Slashes
He suddenly has like a midlife crisis and buys a sports car and takes a girl he met named Ariel to his childhood home which he tells his wife is is getting it ready to sell. Really weird things start happening and he keeps having strange nightmares and visions that are causing him to act out making Ariel think he is a complete wacko. He’ll be lying in the bed with her and he’ll glance over and it will be some other woman or even his wife.
Ariel tells him he is just dealing with a guilty conscious and brings him back to bed for another exhausting romp that leaves him drained. He makes his way up to the attic and finds his father’s journal. Reading it he becomes convinced that Ariel is the demon that once took hold of his mother. He hears something and turns around to see the naked man that he remember seeing his mother with as a child and just knows he is evil.
Killing Ariel was confusing and if I didn’t have a synopsis for it I don’t know what I would of thought it was about. That doesn’t mean it was bad, I actually really liked it. The best parts were when he was piecing everything together and one scene imparticular scene with a disembodied head that he brings home with him. Can Rick get his head together and rid himself of the evil clinging demon?
4 outta 5 Slashes
Friday, May 29, 2009
Heart Of Scars- The Autobiography of a Werewolf Hunter by Brian Easton
ISBN #- 978-0-595-42764-2 (pbk)
ISBN #- 978-0-595-71365-3 (cloth)
ISBN #- 978-0-595-87094-3 (ebk)
Published 2007 iUniverse
Sylvester James Logan is back and better than ever when it comes time to hunt down those pesky evil werewolves! There is plenty of action packed scenes to get the blood flowing. This time there are bigger and badder fish to fry and at times you wonder if Logan will be able to continue his mission. Brian Easton is a master storyteller who makes you feel like you are right there within the addictive storyline. The details this man puts into this story is amazing and if Hollywood needs a new inspiration I think we have found it!
ISBN #- 978-0-595-71365-3 (cloth)
ISBN #- 978-0-595-87094-3 (ebk)
Published 2007 iUniverse
Sylvester James Logan is back and better than ever when it comes time to hunt down those pesky evil werewolves! There is plenty of action packed scenes to get the blood flowing. This time there are bigger and badder fish to fry and at times you wonder if Logan will be able to continue his mission. Brian Easton is a master storyteller who makes you feel like you are right there within the addictive storyline. The details this man puts into this story is amazing and if Hollywood needs a new inspiration I think we have found it!
Saturday, May 16, 2009
NJ MALE ACTOR NEEDED ASAP!
looking for a local New Jersey guy in his early 20s to play the title role in one of the stories for my new cable access show.
The story is “The Incredible Bleeding Man” (a comedy) and the person will have to be OK with being covered in fake blood.
The guy should be an eccentric nutcase. Funny with a personality. UNCONVENTIONAL looking in any way might help. Around 6 feet tall and skinny and able to look insane and like a total mess, yet not intimidating. Maybe a WANNA-BE rock star type, but young enough to still be a bit naive/innocent and unaware what is going on around him. The role requires somebody who has a SPARK in his personality more than being a serious actor. He should have presence.
I am hoping that a singer in a rock band might have a weird funny nephew for the role. Somebody from an eccentric family!
There is no pay as cable access is free, but it will be shown all over NJ and in New York City. Copy will be provided. Please email here if you are interested and fit the role: cheapblood@hotmail.com
To check out a past project from Cheap Jersey Video, go to WWW.CHEAPJV.COM where there is a trailer for “The Drunken Dead Guy”.
John Greff
Cheap Jersey Video, Inc.
The story is “The Incredible Bleeding Man” (a comedy) and the person will have to be OK with being covered in fake blood.
The guy should be an eccentric nutcase. Funny with a personality. UNCONVENTIONAL looking in any way might help. Around 6 feet tall and skinny and able to look insane and like a total mess, yet not intimidating. Maybe a WANNA-BE rock star type, but young enough to still be a bit naive/innocent and unaware what is going on around him. The role requires somebody who has a SPARK in his personality more than being a serious actor. He should have presence.
I am hoping that a singer in a rock band might have a weird funny nephew for the role. Somebody from an eccentric family!
There is no pay as cable access is free, but it will be shown all over NJ and in New York City. Copy will be provided. Please email here if you are interested and fit the role: cheapblood@hotmail.com
To check out a past project from Cheap Jersey Video, go to WWW.CHEAPJV.COM where there is a trailer for “The Drunken Dead Guy”.
John Greff
Cheap Jersey Video, Inc.
RetarDEAD- out on DVD June 2nd!
RetarDEAD is the follow up to the cult classic movie Monsturd from 4321 films. I didn’t have the pleasure of viewing that one but now I am definitely interested. Here at Butte County Institute of Special Education things are about to get shook up a little bit and everyday routine will be a thing of the past. When you see these sorry excuses for people you just think to yourself, “I know your mommy always told you that you were special but she lied!”
Evil Doctor Stern who created the poop man from the last film is now working on another demented side project that involves injecting the Special Ed students with Algernon 9, it’s a project that will make these feeble minded beings into a freakin genius or hyper intelligent. The only problem is there are some serious side effects like brain swelling, cardiac arrest, tumors, cannibilism- they become zombies!
So now Butte County has the locked up zombies escape and people are becoming infected everywhere and the police are trying to stop the madness. To make matters even worse there is a pervert on the loose you know a real weenie wager who they are calling the masturbator since that is exactly what he is doing while spying on people. Can they catch this perp and stop the zombies as well?
RetarDEAD is not a serious movie at all, you will not be scared by it but you might bust your gut laughing at it! Heidi Martinuzzi from www.pretty-scary.net makes as cameo as the cowgirl zombie while my boss at www.thechainsawmafia.com Shannon Lark is a living dead girl. It was fun to sit and watch this and see the girls and the movie will certainly become another classic in the horror community!
3 outta 5 slashes!
Evil Doctor Stern who created the poop man from the last film is now working on another demented side project that involves injecting the Special Ed students with Algernon 9, it’s a project that will make these feeble minded beings into a freakin genius or hyper intelligent. The only problem is there are some serious side effects like brain swelling, cardiac arrest, tumors, cannibilism- they become zombies!
So now Butte County has the locked up zombies escape and people are becoming infected everywhere and the police are trying to stop the madness. To make matters even worse there is a pervert on the loose you know a real weenie wager who they are calling the masturbator since that is exactly what he is doing while spying on people. Can they catch this perp and stop the zombies as well?
RetarDEAD is not a serious movie at all, you will not be scared by it but you might bust your gut laughing at it! Heidi Martinuzzi from www.pretty-scary.net makes as cameo as the cowgirl zombie while my boss at www.thechainsawmafia.com Shannon Lark is a living dead girl. It was fun to sit and watch this and see the girls and the movie will certainly become another classic in the horror community!
3 outta 5 slashes!
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