Skeleton Key 3: The Organ Trail

Release Date: November 8, 2011
120 Minutes
Directed by: John Johnson

OK, I hate to do this but Skeleton Key 3: The Organ Trail has to one of the worst movies I viewed this year so far. It's stupid, boring and has absolutely nothing to do with the two other films in the series titled Skeleton Key, Skeleton Key 2 : 667 Neighbor of the Beast. I was disappointed since the box cover showed some Saw type of shit going on- I need to start following my own rule and not judging a DVD by it's cover, they always lie! I wouldn't spend a dime on this bad boy....sorry!

74 Minutes Release date: February 28Th 2012 Directed by Stuart Simpson             Three smokin hot retro goth chicks- Beretta, Blondie and Snowball, are three hired killers that get off on seeing that hot sticky metallic blood pump out of a dying persons veins. It stars with the three of them broken down on the side of the road where two poor unsuspecting horn dogs make the mistake of stopping to help- at least the gals got a new car out of it!     They jet in their new wheels and head to a deserted apartment near the sea to chill out for a while and get totally fucked up in the process. They take a dip in the cold murky waters and seem to stir up more than just the old man in the wheel chairs nerves. He warns them that they water is no good- and they tell him to basically fuck off.   His grand daughter comes home from school and those gals can't wait to pounce on her 17 year old innocence. They get little Anna drunk- and who knows what else and have a freaky tripped out night. Soon the Kraken ventures from the depths of the sea and starts rippin bodies to gooey shreds! It's a kick ass monster flick you don't wanna miss- trust me, if you love horror than you wanna experience this!

The Summer of Massacre

Directed by Joe Castro

Joe Castro's Summer of Massacre will blow your fuckin mind wide open with it's great visuals and tons of hardcore gore! There is no way in hell you won't enjoy this sucker if you are a horror fan, if you don't then your a rock. Mr. Castro has a very creative mind which you will witness by viewing his film!     There are so many mutilated bodies hitting the floor that it's utterly insane. If you are squeamish in any way, shape or form you might wanna steer clear with this one- you'll be wanting to ( as my Italian father-in-law says) "Tro out!"  The Summer of Massacre takes a look at life in the slice lane that will have you and your horror buddies talking for months too come!     You will feel like your on a constant steep drop while on a roller coaster that has no breaks! The CGI effects are very evident and there's not even much of a plot except kill, kill, kill! It's not an academy award winner here, just five tales including some seriously mutilating massacres that leave quite the mess!

Auditions

Directed by: Harry Hurwitz In this semi real-documentary titled Auditions, you get to see what happens during the casting process of the erotic film Fairy Tales II. The thing is the people trying out have no clue they’re being secretly filmed behind a two way mirror. So as they willingly take off their clothes and try on some kinky sexual acts by the producers- you get to watch...sound good? I thought so! A young Linnea Quigley- who is one of my favorite Scream Queens of all time dances naked in the dungeon set while others rotate from set to set anticipating the next move. It's amazing to see how far people will go for their five freakin minutes of fame. Maybe after a hard day of work you'd wanna sit down and watch this while leering and laughing at the same time.

Charles Band Presents- FilmGore

Minutes- Directed by Ken Dixon Release date- 2011 A fangtastic slimy bloody collection of film clips from several of the most violent horror films ever made. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Driller killers, Blood Feast and Sadistic Slashers are just a few of the grindhouse flicks contained in this mural of mushy innards and bodily fluids! Now Elvira Hosts and her constant witty comments make the whole damn thing worth while, but can get a lilttle annoying. The first film on the agenda was Blood Feast and it really skeeved me out. Watching that crazy eyed man squeeze bloody organs thru his fingers truly was nauseating- I might of just had a weak stomach moment.       It showed the prime clips from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and let me tell you- I still twitch seeing Pam being hung from that rusty meat hook, but it's all been seen before by almost ever horror fan out there.. Some of the other titles that share up some clips are a bit dark or grainy but you can handle it...be a trooper!     Two Thousand Maniacs, Carnival of Blood, Dr. Jekyll’s Dungeon of Death, Snuff, Drive In Massacre pretty much rounds up the grindhouse roost that they plucked out for you. Some will have you rolling your eyes while others might spark up a memory or two of when you very first saw it.

Savage Island

Release Date- September 1985


74 minutes

Director- Nicholas Beardsley

Savage Island is one of the films in Full Moons Grindhouse Collection, and Charles Band has gone back to the past and grabbed some flicks that people might enjoy. I for one didn't like this so much. It's kind of false advertisement since a tricked out Linda Blair is on the cover and she is only in the begining and the end of the whole thing.


The storyline is about how a bunch of prison chicks are abducted and then sold as slaves to do grueling hours of work for a nasty South American emerald mine. They figure they need to come up with a plan to break free and exact some sweet, well deserved revenge.


If your into half naked dirty sweaty chicks with super huge 70's bushes- then baby, this is your thang. If not, you might wanna take a rain check....forever. If you like mud wrestling you should take a peek, these girls are fighting everywhere. It seems everyone there wants to be the alpha bitch in this flick!

Pop Punk Zombies

Release Date: 2011
84 Minutes
Directed by: Steve Dayton

A demented music agent gathers up a few of his cronies and heads out to the graveyard where he waits for a recently deceased popular rock band to come out. The zombies crawl out of their graves and they capture them all and decide to market them as a living dead act. The problem is they are hungry and dangerous.

A guy Eddy is forced to head to this bands show with one of his buddies and is not thrilled about it. He wants to jet until he sees he ex girlfriend Lisa there and decides to stick around for awhile so he can drool like a little puppy over her. Her new boyfriend seems like a total doucer and Eddy might possibly have a chance to be in like flynn.


The zombie band takes the stage and blasts out a punk tune while the audience, which few there were- eats it up. Well until they break free and start feeding on everything and everyone. People are running everywhere trying to escape but most are succumbing to being a meal for that rotten flesh of a band.


Now I bet Eddy is really pissed as he fights off these monsters while trying to be some hero for his ex. Will he be able to save the day and get them out alive to break on thru to the outside? Or will there be nothing left but a bunch of body parts and blood smears for the cops to find?