Let Me Die Qietly

DVD January 4th

Poor Mario lives inside his twisted head that gives him the gift- others might call it a curse and I think he'd readily agree. Vision's steadily torture Mario in Director's Mitchell Reichler & Brian Michael Finn's film Let me Die Quietly. Mario is so sensitive to these violent encounters that all it takes is to be at the location it happened, an encounter or even just a slight touch.

Mario has no one but his shrink to talk to about his strange behavior and the Doc doesn't seem like he believes his client to much. Mario meets Gabrielle one day in the elevator and she tells him that she has visions and can always tell when another person possesses the gift. They quickly become friends and he sees her as his only one true confidant that he grows to trust.

Suddenly his visions become stronger and he knows that this murder will occur soon and wants in some way to deparately stop it. Can he? Will he piece together all the clues in time to figure out the who, where, and why? Things in this situation just keep getting trickier and you see what in depth plan that those closest to Mario have set in motion.

Now we watch as the twisted plan starts to unravel and Mario finally gets it- but will he make it to the rescue before the last breath seeps from their dying lips. Do you know who the victim is? Did you see it coming? Mario did and he still chose to try and intervene in a moment that was meant to happen- will the outcome of this be worth it?

Fright Flick

Director Israel Luna has added another quirky horror flick under his feathered boa and it doesn't seem like he's apt to quit anytime soon. Now there's some cool gory scenes that are pretty effin cool if you ask me, and you did or you wouldn't reading this review of Fright Flick. Blonds with huge boobs and blood will freely flow across your TV screen.

I have always wanted to be offed in a horror flick, you know it just seems like fun to a fan like me. Well this movie will make you think twice before you give yourself into signing that contract- you just never know what your really getting yourself into. People in the biz are always shifty and shady but here someone is crossing the line and committing murders just like in the script for their film.

Now me, I would of jetted right after the very first person went missing! The Director named Laurent is one eccentric screwball who just always seems to be disgusted. They are filming at Mrs. Sheppard's place and you the viewer sit there and try to figure out who that darn killer is. Could you handle the task at hand? Or will you guess the wrong suspect?

Oblivion

Director Sam Irvin worked with writers Charles Band, John Rheaume, Greg Suddeth, Mark Goldstein, and Peter David on the film Oblivion- and it is one weird ass film. I'm not even sure what category to put it, perhaps a sci fi whacked out Western but you can't say it isn't original or boring. It reminded me of when a doctor prescribed me Trazadone and I had the most vivid wicked dreams.

Of course there are a few crazy critters and creatures in here to feast your peeps on as well! An alien lizard like dude named Redeye shows up in town and wants the good ol' sheriff to participate in a draw and only one will be left standing, well it wasn't the sheriff that's for sure. Next, Redeye and his eccentric crew plow thru the place like hell on fire!

What I remember, is reading somewhere was that the Oblivion film series wasn't to well received like all of the other movies- I wasn't too into it either. I guess I was hoping there would be more crazy creatures and maybe some stoner humor that Band is famous for. You can tell he is most definitely a lover of the green queen!

Release date- January 11th

Legion: The Final Exorcism is a trippy surreal look at the eerie and chilling world of demonic possession. It might not be done on a Hollywood budget but the flick is genuinely creepy and might even give you a nightmare or two. All of the elements collide leaving you with some pretty good acting and some even better scares!

Tatiana's Mother Catherine calls in Father Michael Sanchica, the demon hunter for help when nothing else seems to be working. Michael has had these special visions and dreams all of his life and when he goes anywhere a demon has been or any traumatic experience, he feels it. Flashbacks then come and it's almost like he is reliving the horrifying moment.

He arrives at the house and sees in his mind all the demonic activity within Tatiana and the house itself. You see, there is more than one demon involved in this case and the main one is very strong. Father Michael has been on many cases but this particular one could be the one to end his existence and Tatiana's as well. Will his heartfelt faith in God help him?

I'll admit when it first started I was very skeptical of the talking pig, until things were explained and it then became apparent and quite original with it's use of the animals. It sounds like it would be corny but it wasn't. I think anyone who is into demonic possession would be sucked into this one with ease. Legion: The Final Exorcism is surely a treat you don't wanna miss!

Christmas in the Clouds

When I read the title Christmas in the Clouds, I assumed it would be a bunch of people spending Christmas on the plane somewhere but I was way off. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas and what better way to spend it than with a bunch of complete kooky strangers? It's a comical look at a case of mistaken identities and what happens because of it.

Tina is carrying on a very special pen pal relationship with Joe McCloud and decides to pay him a visit at the Native American Nation ski resort that he helps run. Well the resort is also trying to keep things in tip top shape since a mystery person is showing up to inspect the place and make sure it deems worthy to be in their fancy best resorts guidebook.

So now when Tina shows up they think she has to be the one who will rate their service and go out of their way to butter her up and pray she'll give them a great review. Tina mistakes Joe's son Ray for her pen pal and he thinks she is the inspector. They are both attracted to each other so they start to spend time together and soon they are falling in love.

A misunderstanding causes a huge fight and things seem pretty grim. Here the poor broken man named Stu is the real man they need to impress and everything that can go wrong does - to him! Will these mishaps somehow redeem themselves and make it into that damn book? The film was actually featured at the 2001 Sundance Film Festival .

Trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0jilST65Uk

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Language of the Enemy ( A House Divided)

Mitch Davis' Language of the Enemy is an emotional roller coaster that gives us a glimpse into the horror that happens to take place every day all around the world. It's sickening to see see how many innocent people get caught in the crossfire and have their lives taken from them way to soon. It makes you realize that a peaceful world is not going to be happening anytime in the near future.

Romi is an American Jewish man who is forced to travel back to Jerusalem for his fathers funeral- it's been a long time since he has been there to visit them. He gets involved up with a mysterious attractive Palestinian woman named Joleh and soon is wrapped up in a violent mission to find out who murdered his father and why.

Since they come from such different backgrounds, each side is not thrilled when they start talking. At first it was a stiff awkward yet friendly thing that just so happens to get serious and they fall in love which is totally against the rules of the dangerous game that is being played here. Would you cross that deadly line for love? Or would you be smart and walk away?

So now they are not just fighting for their lives they are fighting for a forbidden love that could end up scarring them forever! I went into this thinking it was going to be the most boring hour of my life and actually ended up very surprised by how much I liked it. I am not really into movies with wars or guns but the meaning here is way deeper than that!