I'll slash thru the rest to get to the best!

The Summer of Massacre

2012-01-18T16:00:00.000-08:00

Directed by Joe Castro

Joe Castro's Summer of Massacre will blow your fuckin mind wide open with it's great visuals and tons of hardcore gore! There is no way in hell you won't enjoy this sucker if you are a horror fan, if you don't then your a rock. Mr. Castro has a very creative mind which you will witness by viewing his film!

There are so many mutilated bodies hitting the floor that it's utterly insane. If you are squeamish in any way, shape or form you might wanna steer clear with this one- you'll be wanting to ( as my Italian father-in-law says) "Tro out!" The Summer of Massacre takes a look at life in the slice lane that will have you and your horror buddies talking for months too come!

You will feel like your on a constant steep drop while on a roller coaster that has no breaks! The CGI effects are very evident and there's not even much of a plot except kill, kill, kill! It's not an academy award winner here, just five tales including some seriously mutilating massacres that leave quite the mess!

Auditions

2012-01-12T18:23:00.000-08:00

Directed by: Harry Hurwitz

In this semi real-documentary titled Auditions, you get to see what happens during the casting process of the erotic film Fairy Tales II. The thing is the people trying out have no clue they’re being secretly filmed behind a two way mirror. So as they willingly take off their clothes and try on some kinky sexual acts by the producers- you get to watch...sound good? I thought so!

A young Linnea Quigley- who is one of my favorite Scream Queens of all time dances naked in the dungeon set while others rotate from set to set anticipating the next move. It's amazing to see how far people will go for their five freakin minutes of fame. Maybe after a hard day of work you'd wanna sit down and watch this while leering and laughing at the same time.

Charles Band Presents- FilmGore

2011-12-27T19:08:00.000-08:00

Minutes-

Directed by Ken Dixon

Release date- 2011

A fangtastic slimy bloody collection of film clips from several of the most violent horror films ever made. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Driller killers, Blood Feast and Sadistic Slashers are just a few of the grindhouse flicks contained in this mural of mushy innards and bodily fluids!

Now Elvira Hosts and her constant witty comments make the whole damn thing worth while, but can get a lilttle annoying. The first film on the agenda was Blood Feast and it really skeeved me out. Watching that crazy eyed man squeeze bloody organs thru his fingers truly was nauseating- I might of just had a weak stomach moment.

It showed the prime clips from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and let me tell you- I still twitch seeing Pam being hung from that rusty meat hook, but it's all been seen before by almost ever horror fan out there.. Some of the other titles that share up some clips are a bit dark or grainy but you can handle it...be a trooper!

Two Thousand Maniacs, Carnival of Blood, Dr. Jekyll’s Dungeon of Death, Snuff, Drive In Massacre pretty much rounds up the grindhouse roost that they plucked out for you. Some will have you rolling your eyes while others might spark up a memory or two of when you very first saw it.

Savage Island

2011-12-13T17:49:00.000-08:00

Release Date- September 1985

74 minutes

Director- Nicholas Beardsley

Savage Island is one of the films in Full Moons Grindhouse Collection, and Charles Band has gone back to the past and grabbed some flicks that people might enjoy. I for one didn't like this so much. It's kind of false advertisement since a tricked out Linda Blair is on the cover and she is only in the begining and the end of the whole thing.

The storyline is about how a bunch of prison chicks are abducted and then sold as slaves to do grueling hours of work for a nasty South American emerald mine. They figure they need to come up with a plan to break free and exact some sweet, well deserved revenge.

If your into half naked dirty sweaty chicks with super huge 70's bushes- then baby, this is your thang. If not, you might wanna take a rain check....forever. If you like mud wrestling you should take a peek, these girls are fighting everywhere. It seems everyone there wants to be the alpha bitch in this flick!

Pop Punk Zombies

2011-12-05T16:44:00.000-08:00

Release Date: 2011
84 Minutes
Directed by: Steve Dayton

A demented music agent gathers up a few of his cronies and heads out to the graveyard where he waits for a recently deceased popular rock band to come out. The zombies crawl out of their graves and they capture them all and decide to market them as a living dead act. The problem is they are hungry and dangerous.

A guy Eddy is forced to head to this bands show with one of his buddies and is not thrilled about it. He wants to jet until he sees he ex girlfriend Lisa there and decides to stick around for awhile so he can drool like a little puppy over her. Her new boyfriend seems like a total doucer and Eddy might possibly have a chance to be in like flynn.

The zombie band takes the stage and blasts out a punk tune while the audience, which few there were- eats it up. Well until they break free and start feeding on everything and everyone. People are running everywhere trying to escape but most are succumbing to being a meal for that rotten flesh of a band.

Now I bet Eddy is really pissed as he fights off these monsters while trying to be some hero for his ex. Will he be able to save the day and get them out alive to break on thru to the outside? Or will there be nothing left but a bunch of body parts and blood smears for the cops to find?

Potpourri

2011-12-04T18:37:00.000-08:00

Release Date- October 6, 2011

90 Minutes

Director- Elliot Diviney

I just know when people read that the film Potpourri from Director Elliot Diviney is a horror, musical, zombie apocalypse they might steer clear from it and that my friends would be a huge mistake! The plot is how a bunch of college students need to write their term paper which will then decide whether they will move on in life or be kicked out of school.

Here is the fun part, they all invite over the local drug dealer Frankie who doles out the goodies and they all hope to tune into their inner genius. Each kid succumbs to their own trip and Perry has himself as a knight searching for a princess while Marnie learns some lessons from her singing philosophy books.

Frankie drags Noah and Hayden to a killer party where actress Sarah French gives them a piece of her mind. Soon a full on zombie riot is taking place at the party and it's a gory fuckin mess that any horror fiend would love. Potpourri is a jello mind slide that will leave you wanting more, more and did I say more?

Charles Band Presents: Killer Eye Halloween Haunt

2011-11-24T11:50:00.000-08:00

80 Minutes

Director: Charles Band

Release Date 2011

Cutesy Jenna invites a few hottie friends over to help her decorate the old mansion for new Halloween Haunt. The plan is to get totally wasted and set up some props but she neglects to invite Miss don't wanna get her hands dirty Giselle. I really like looking at films that deal with real or fake haunted attractions.

I just love seeing all of the cool and creative things people corporate into their haunt. I guess it's nostalgia for me, it's the things that make up nightmares that make me smile. So Jenna scares the crap out of Rocky a few times and they all, bitchy Catalina included watch a flick called the Killer Eye.

To get into the fun of things, they sit a replica of the killer eye next to them so it can watch too. Between her mother's voyeur crystal ball and the eye these girls don't stand a chance...or do they? This killer eye makes them turn into total sluts that want to have sex with each other.

Babes are dropping and goo is everywhere from that horny eyeball. Lucky for them Giselle snuck in the window to crash their party and ends up being a huge difference in the outcome of their situation. It's totally a goofy, trashy, B type flick with T&A for all, I'm glad I was able to review it for Full Moon Features.

Hates Haunted Slay Ride

2011-11-15T15:24:00.000-08:00

Release Date 2010
1 Hour and 56 Minutes
Director: Warren F. Disbrow

Silent Night, Holy Night where nothing is calm but all is bright with dripping blood. Hate is back in Warren F. Disbrow's new film Hate's Haunted Slay ride and he is as sarcastic as ever! Last time our boy created the largest mass murder spree in the world where paramedics and cops just couldn't get enough body bags.

Wondering whats in store for us this time? Well I'll give you some of the cookies but none of the milk. Other words I mean I won't give away everything because I hate reading reviews that do. Who the hell wants to watch a movie where you know every little thing that's going to happen?
The surviving victims are in the hospital heavily sedated and guarded from any oncoming attacks from Hate. Do you think that Hate can find his way in there? I wouldn't doubt this crazy creepers ability to get what he wants... trust me he'll find a way! All I can say is you need to grab yourself a copy....pricks.

The Afflicted

2011-11-10T19:40:00.000-08:00

The Afflicted
85 minutes
Director Jason Stoddard

The Afflicted is a film that will stay with you long after you have finished watching and turn the TV off- you will cringe at the way this mother abuses her children, it made my stomach hurt. It says it's based on a true story but who knows we all know what happened with The Blair Witch story.

Leslie Easterbrook gives a shockingly real performance of a truly demented and delusional woman named Maggie who slowly loses her wits. With each passing day her peculiar and torturous behavior worsens. Her husband Hank (Kane Hodder) cant take it anymore and tries to leave and winds up in a freezer out in the shed.

The children think their father abandoned them and just up and left one horrible day. For some reason Cathy gets the brunt of the abuse it's heartbreaking to see what she does to her. Maggie just cant seem to slip out of her angered head for even a single moment and you can't help wonder if any of these children will survive her wrath!

Her facade only can last for so long right? Will Maggie get her just deserts or will she prevail and succeed in all of her murder sprees? If I was one of those kids I would of killed her while she slept or I would of gathered the strength to sneak off and tell someone. You have to try in these sort of situations, if not you'll wind up dead.....

Antfarm Dickhole

2011-11-06T16:42:00.000-08:00

I think if I actually had a dick this might have been funnier to me! Antfarm Dickhole from Bill Zebub is a total sleezefest with plenty of tits ass and full on nudity. You can't help but laugh at some if it no matter how hard you try not too. Bill Zebub himself cracked me up in certain parts, like when he is talking to a detective thru his door.

Anyway, a guy who suffers from premature ejaculation while masturbating- not during sex only while waxing one, happens to end up with an army of ants in his pants. The ants decide to take residence inside his manhood and when provoked these buggers will fight for their territory and kick some serious ass.

I know guys out there will have a blast with this since you all seem to love puke, farts and hoochie. You might all wanna get together with a keg, some death metal and just rock out with those cocks out! I'm no prude and found some fun in the film but all you boys out there better keep those zippers tight or you'll be infested by ants by night!

The Los Angeles Ripper

2011-11-04T20:35:00.000-07:00

Release Date:

78 Minutes

Directed by: Craig J. McIntyre

A petite timid girl named Kristy White has traveled by train to Los Angeles where she will stay with some seriously dysfunctional family members. Her Cousin Angel was late to pick her up and then when they get to the house her Aunt Peggy makes it clear that she is to help out around there- meaning she has to do it all!

Angel takes Kristy out to party where they bump into the cute Shannon who dances around the place like she owns it. As fucked up fate would have it, they bump into the drugged out freak show Graham who has a horrifying past time of picking up chicks and murdering them while eating some bits of them here and there.

Graham takes a liking to Kristy and in his delusional mind all of the advances from him she has already spurned makes him think she whats him bad...go figure! He starts popping up at places where she is and Kristy gets an inkling of how neurotic he really is. Maybe she should of checked over her shoulder a little bit more often- now he has her.

When he getss her to his place, poor Shannon is there and already half beaten and tied to a chair. His friend and fellow sick fuck maniac was more creepy to me than Graham himself. Can Kristy somehow take over this no win situation and live to tell the tale? Or will she become a lifeless mess?

The Mutilation Man

2011-11-01T20:50:00.000-07:00

Release Date: December 6, 2011
93 minutes
Directed by: Derek Cole, Shane Cole

Scream and run as fast as you can but there's no way in he'll you'll survive the mutilation man. Directors Derek Cole and Shane Cole put their heads together to create a nice bloody and torturous horror flick titled The Mutilation Man that will rock your socks off .

Roy and his girlfriend Jessica are celebrating their relationship by staying in for a romantic evening together. They sip wine while cozying up and then hit the bedroom to seal the night with some lovin. Jessica gets out of bed and goes to the bathroom. When she comes out she walks straight into a nightmare situation.

The police are desperately scouring the area for someone but they don't know who the hell it is. Could it be that maniac of a man named Malcolm Hayes who is a serious threat to anyone he comes in contact with. The problem with that scenario is that Malcolm died over 10 years ago in a car crash....or did he some how live?

Tied to chairs Roy and Jessica try to figure ways to escape but every time that alarm clock goes off the masked mutilation man come in and tortures each one shamelessly. I don't think the man has a caring bone in his body. If you put yourself in their position- where you are watching your partner be beaten and worse. Will the cops figure it out and save the day? Or will their fate be a slow horrible death?

George: A Zombie Intervention

2011-11-01T17:22:00.000-07:00

Release Date- 10/4/11
93 minutes
Directed by- JT Seaton's

In JT Seaton's George: A Zombie Intervention, poor George has got a problem- you see he is unfortunately a zombie now and his friends are sick and tired of him eating people. They all get together and decide to hire a zombie interventionist to help them out with George's eating habits before everyone he knows is turned into a zombie.

As the interventionist really tries to get into George's brain, he spaces out and all of her helpful words become him hearing her saying "eat me" and "I'm succulent." He can't take it so he flees from the room only to return moments later with his trusty hammer and finally gets a taste of that yummy skin.

His ex Sara and her current love Tom are there to help with some moral support. Suddenly he's tied to the bed with one of his legs eaten off. Then George has his own fierce protector Francine who will stop at nothing to keep him safe. Wouldn't everyone out there love to have someone like that by their side?

So as visitors and annoying Mormon's come to the door, they all wind up in between George's lips. Different body parts end up on a plate and you can't help but chuckle. I know a lot of zombie lovers reading this will get a hell of a kick out of this new Horror comedy that was released on October 4Th.

Bite Marks

2011-10-28T16:32:00.000-07:00

Release Date: 11/15/2011

84 minutes

Directed by: Mark Bessenger

In Mark Besenger's Bite Marks, a comical hitchhiking gay couple Cary and Vogel are on a back packing trip to try and sort out their relationship. Vogel just is a total man whore that can't wait to get his hands on someones...well you know what I mean! If you have a problem with gay men this is not the one for you.

As the two bickering biddies walk the long road, Vogel gets them a ride from a truck driver named Brewster. As they cram themselves into the cab of the truck, they chit chat and sling some insults at each other. Brewster is carrying a load of 5 coffins in the back so when he reaches his destination he is baffled since there's no funeral home in sight..

The trucks axle is now broken, so the guy at the shop tells Brewster to come in an call a mechanic. Vogel hears a loud smashing in the back of the truck and opens it. Guess he shouldn't off done that...now there are a few vampires missing from their coffins and they're pretty damned hungry.

I liked this one, these vamps have some new tricks up they're sleeves...well I know I haven't seen any of it before anyway! There are some funny parts in here unless your a straight up prude. So grab your mate and some pop rocks for this one, the urine will fly and do some nice damage too!

7 Nights of Darkness

2011-10-23T21:46:00.000-07:00

Many people are struggling to get by in today's hard world and will take on just about anything to earn some much needed cash, In 7 Nights of Darkness, six reality television contestants spent seven nights in a haunted and abandoned asylum. The prize for them staying the whole time is an even share of a million bucks.

Each contest in the game are so different that many of them clash and bicker. Lina seems to be obsessed with making contact with a spirit while Carter wants to hide under a chair! In the asylum lurks the ghost of a little girl and she might just have some company with her she'd like to introduce to them too- I guess they are tired of being cold and lonely

Weird noises start and soon people are dropping like acid on a hippies tongue. When they good stuff finally begins to happen it'll make you smile because you made it that far. How would you deal in a situation like that? Could you hang all night or would you be begging for them to unlock that damn door?

There were a few things I didn't like with this one, like how it was really hard to hear what they were saying. Then there is way too much filler and not enough ghosts or spooky situations. If you liked that ghost show MTV used to broadcast where you perform tasks inside the haunted location, this could be for you.

Savage

2011-10-20T15:39:00.000-07:00

Release Date- September 20, 2011

87 Minutes

Directed by- Jordan Blum

My what big hairy feet you have- well no really it's that stinky, foul smelling beast that creeps skillfully thru the thick forest foliage in Bear's Falls. Oh wait Bigfoot is just an Urban Legend right? Well take a peek at Jordan Blum's flick Savage and decide for yourself. The lore is alive and slashing people up left and right!

Gabrielle and her hot headed husband Richard just so happen to set up camp in those very woods after a very unfortunate incident concerning them and the law. The Ranger Owen receives a call to head out to the forest where the firemen were trying to put out an out of control fire and bumps into the couple.

A gut feeling has Owen checking them out and learns that they're wanted and goes back out to the woods to take them into custody. The problem is when he gets there, it's a freakin bloody mess. He locates Gabrielle who is with the Sasquatch hunter and the scientist working on his project and are desperately fighting for survival.

Savage had some really cool moments where this beast just seems to defy gravity with a swiftness an Olympic hopeful could only dream about having. I also liked it's aggressive explosive behavior that certainly made you think that you'd never want to run into that fucker some dark night- that's for damn sure!

1 In The Gun

2011-10-19T17:19:00.000-07:00

Release date- November 8, 2011

93 Minutes

Directed by- Rolfe Kanefsky

Katrina Webb seems to think she has the world and everyone in it by the balls, but there has to be someone out there that can resist her charms...right? One afternoon she runs into an artist named Mickey (literally) and invites him to her mansion to meet her hubby. Luckily for him Arthur hires him on the spot.

Mickey moves into the little guest house and soon Katrina is working her skills on him and reeling him in with a quickness. How can this man be so naive and gullible? Could there be something he is hiding himself? Maybe he has his own little game to play? Perhaps some hidden agenda?

1 In The Gun is a tripped out mind fuck off a film that actually makes you wonder for a bit what the hell is going on. Your brain will more than likely click and you'll get it. It was a treat to review and I loved all the freaky characters and places. It's rare you get sucked into the madness of the situations - you will here!

Predatory Instinct

2011-10-12T15:09:00.000-07:00

Release Date:

96 minutes

Director- Daniel Alexander

Predatory Instinct is an independent film directed by Daniel Alexander and has a run time of 96 minutes. Now what you need to know right off the bat is that this is a B movie with minimal effects and some weird cave people looking predators. These things love to eat, and eat people they will!

Trish works at a bar/ restaurant trying to survive on a shitty pay and dealing with some perverted co-workers. Her friend slash hostess of the joint named Randy becomes charmed by a customer named Everett who seemed to just ooze with seduction for her and she so wants to go back to his place and begs hers friends to go as well.

Everett's house is spectacular and the drugs flow freely whether it be pills, pot- what have you it's available and ready for consumption. There is no desire to truly party here it's more of a mechanism to make their guests not so sharp in the noggin when it's time for the kill.

After awhile things don't seem to be adding up with certain people and you just wonder if they might be somehow in on this horrible scene. But wouldn't you know if one of your own was an animal craving bloody flesh? Maybe they have taught themselves to hide it?

A Few Brains More: Summer of Blood

2011-09-20T17:21:00.000-07:00

Christine Parker is back in the blood with her new flick A Few Brains More where the story of zombie Lily and Jack from Fistful of Brains continues in the 70's where they fight Dead Eye and his hippie flesh monsters. This time Dead Eye heads to the concert and rolls up in an ice cream truck and hands out free green treats that will turn everyone into a hungry zombie who needs a meal in the worst fuckin way! Lily and Jack are back to take on Dead Eye- hopefully for the last time.

A bunch of college kids are so ready for their weekend break so they can head out to a rock festival that's equivalent to likes of Woodstock. All of them are raring to let loose and embrace the whole peace, pot and microdot lifestyle. I could not stand Smiley and wanted to crawl thru the screen and smack his goofy annoying face but when he has an unfortunate run in with a band of bikers I wanted to help him...go figure. Jasmine is a cute blond who takes a liking to Jack when the gang picks them up hitch hiking.

After the people ingest the tonic and there are hundreds of zombies everywhere the name of the game becomes how to make it out of there alive. Lily is pretty bad assed and busts up just about everything that gets in her way but can the others keep up the pace? You all remember hearing how

Woodstock had the whole "Don't eat the brown acid" scare well this time around be sure not to mess with anything green! You'll get a kick out of this zombie fest for sure, and while your at it check out the first film titled A Fistful of Brains!

Strigoli

2011-09-14T16:14:00.000-07:00

Faye Jackson's debut film Strigoli was filmed in several different locations in Romania and has a beautiful yet dreary atmosphere. A guy named Vlad gets a case of the curiosity kills the cat syndrome and starts to search for answers to a very mysterious death in his grandpa's little village.

Things just don't seem to be adding up, yet no one around him seems to give a shit. Could it be that they were somehow involved or perhaps they know something he does not? You can tell by watching that there is certainly a big secret being hidden but what the hell could it be and how does everyone know but him?

Vlad starts questioning different people in the village until he comes across Mr. Constantin Tirescu who seems to have a sudden problem with filling his severe hunger. His wife walks into a neighbors house and eats her out of house and home while trying to soothe her rumbling tummy- but food will not fill them anymore.

Is this feud really because of who actually owns the land? I mean the deeds and papers were either forged or his grandfather lied and sold the land behind their backs. Could he do something like that to his own family? You'll soon find that Constantine isn't the only one around craving some warm blood!

ICrime

2011-09-10T15:51:00.000-07:00

Carrie skips out of home and shows up at her cousin Stephy's house to stay for awhile and hopefully get a decent job. Stephy is your typical bulimic blond from hickville that made out well for herself by sleeping her way the top- ands it seems like she still is! Carrie has an online boyfriend Gavin who she amuses herself with when she is lonely.

Hanging around watching her cousin fuck up isn't her thing and ever since she worked for her favorite Internet star Jordan and she turned out to be super bitch- she's just plain bored. Jordan stages a kidnap on her web show and has fans guessing if it's real or fake. Cassie is hired by a popular website that exposes celebrity dirt to find her.

ICrime is a modern thriller with more turns then a Halloween corn maze and a stylish sleek Hollywood eye on how shit really goes down there. Shows that people will do just about anything to have their five minutes of fame and that money definitely motivates people to do crazy/ stupid things.

Carries life is barreling out of control and nothing is really what it seems... is it? Can this situation get any more fucked up than it already is? Is anyone who they say they are? Or are they somehow all a bunch of weird ass individuals with some serious ass mental problems? You'll have to pick up ICrime to find out! Haha....

The Echo Game

2011-09-06T20:15:00.000-07:00

Directed by Brian Feeney

80 minutes

Release date- September 27, 2011

It starts with a woman Rachel quickly scribbling a letter out to her former flame then mailing it warning of the dangers.that are coming her way. April Reilly receives her letter and is confused since Rachel died over ten years ago. Turns out Rachel went on the run to protect April and their daughter Sarah from an evil woman named Anne Cassavettes.

This woman was the wife of a mad scientist who bought children to a special school and strengthened their powers so they could use them for whatever they liked. Anne figures out that Sarah is Rachel's daughter and is soon hunting her down so she can steal the girl's psychic powers for herself.

Anne is relentless and ruthless when it comes to claiming an echo and blood and guts are everywhere! There are plenty of nail biting cat and mouse moments where you don't know if the hungry jaws will get to clench the bait or not. The other cool thing is April's wife Casey is a special effects artist at Gore Girlz and her skills might just come in handy!

The Echo Game was a breath of fresh air blown into your typical horror/thriller film and that made it very enjoyable. Do you believe in ESP or any other psychic powers? I think anything is possible but have never experienced anything or anyone that had these remarkable powers or as others say, a curse!

Back to the Beyond

2011-08-27T18:29:00.000-07:00

Who doesn't love a good ghost story? I will admit they are some of my favorites to review, definitely over zombies that's for sure. Back to the Beyond has a team of paranormal investigators that head out to a house that is rumored to be haunted and the owners life's are falling apart because of it.

The past of the house concerns a jealous husband and his wife Elsbeth. The Captain came home from sea and found another man at the house and lost it. Flying into a rage he kills them both and then hangs himself in the attic with the same rope he used on his ship. As the team waits to board the ferry Juliann's sister Jasmine refuses to go.

They all arrive at the house and find one of Cassandras students tied to a chair in the basement. Soon they all receive a visit from the ominous Captain searching for his dear Elsbeth so he can teach her a lesson again and again! So will this team be able to live to tell the tale and show their data? Or are they shark bait?

BLOOD FROM THE UNDERGROUND Anthology IM IN IT pick one up!

2011-08-23T15:53:00.000-07:00

Check Out This BLOOD FROM THE UNDERGROUND Anthology!

Product Description
Blood From the Underground is an anthology consisting of all stories found in the annual downloads in parts I, II, and III.

Authors that will be found in this anthology: G.L Giles, James Patrick Riser, Elizadeth Hetherington, David Dunwoody, BellaDonna Drakul, Edwin Ong, Josh Felty, Eric Enck, Reaper M. Jones, Daniel Emery Taylor, Vance Hetherington, Josh Loomis, Nenad Stakic, Jerry Williams, Robert Freese, Jessica Lee, Dave Wolff, Kristin Theckston, and Lucas McPherson.

Infernal Dreams presents Blood From the Underground as a proud collective of unique and outstanding stories from various authors and artists of horror. There are twenty-four stories with varying subjects and graphic content.

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'Caesar and Otto’s Summer Camp Massacre

2011-08-21T10:11:00.000-07:00

Chamber) and Paul Chomicki star as the title halfwit half brothers. They are joined by cult stars, Brinke Stevens, Joe Estevez, CKY lead singer Deron Miller. The movie also stars Felissa Rose in a role that lampoons her performance as a transgender killer in the original "Sleepaway Camp".

"If Harry and Lloyd from 'Dumb and Dumber' happened upon 'Sleepaway Camp,' you'd essentially get 'Caesar and Otto’s Summer Camp Massacre,' a comedy horror that succeeds in pulling delivering raucous laughs" says Film Threat’s Felix Vasquez Jr. It has been called "funny and unashamed" by Dread Central, and "like Abbott and Costello meets something from the Troma vault" by Horrornews.net.

This indie comedy received acclaim at the 2009 Fright Night Film Festival, and a best editing award at the same year’s Long Island Film Festival.

The DVD contains over six hours of content, including:

* three commentaries

* several featurettes and

* a bonus short sequel, "Caesar & Otto Meet Dracula’s Lawyer" which features cameos from Lloyd Kaufman, Debbie Rochon, Paul Ehlers (Madman), Desiree Gould (Sleepaway Camp) and Robert Lee Oliver (star of Flesh Eating Mothers).

Director Campfield is currently in post production on "Caesar & Otto’s Deadly Xmas". The feature length sequel send up of the Christmas slasher subgenre features an appearance from Silent Night, Deadly Night ‘s Linnea Quigley.

"Caesar and Otto’s Summer Camp Massacre" is currently available for pre-order at most on-line DVD retailers.

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Vs. the Dead

2011-08-14T16:41:00.000-07:00

Danny Druker and his two friends Dee and Woody are downing beers at the local pizza joint where they annoy the hell out of its owner. They tell him if he gets a tattoo of this skull they drew up, they'll leave and never return to irk the shit out of him- the man couldn't get out of the shop fast enough to hit that parlor!

A deadly virus round 2 ends up in the small Canadian City and at the tattoo shop where patrons will be in for a nasty zombified surprise. So after getting inked up he returns to the shop and looks horrible. Next thing you know there's one groody changing and the pizza shop is covered in body splatter!

Basically most of the film takes place inside the pizza place, it's the whole one infects the next one sort of thing- one bite and you are a goner. Dee is creepy looking in himself so once he gets that virus, he's enough to make your skin crawl. The boys and worker Marcus sit him at a table with a rag around his neck...are you serious?

Is it another independently made zombie flick...yes. Do we really need another one... no! Can you deal with yet another one? If you are into checking out these crazy flesh biters- this is one you'll enjoy with it's tons of blood, crude humor, and some serious fucking epic slayings! I did like how it spread thru getting inked!

Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver

2011-08-14T08:24:00.000-07:00

Release date- Sept 14th
Directed by- William Butler and Silvia St. Croix

Run as fast as you can cause here comes the perverted and murderous gingerdead man. Yup he's back in Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver and he's been thrown back to the year 1976. He finds himself at the roller rink with dancing skates everywhere and a need to kill in the corniest ways possible.

So there's a roller boogie going on and a contest for a queen. Jeffrey and Tammy are usually each years winners and she is expecting that crown. Kooky Aunt Nancy owns the joint and tells Randy that her niece Cherry is not allowed to skate and of course they do. Cherry thinks she keeps seeing a gingerbread man but it just seems too crazy for her.

Watching you'll see parts that mock Silence of the lambs and Stephen King's Carrie- those are kind of humorous but this movie was not a prime contender for a good watch. I usually love all the weird puppets but even those couldn't save this one. If you are a fan of the gingerdead man you might get thru it.

Can the kids figure out that this baked bitch needs to get sent back to his own time so they can toast his ass? Or will a rink full of skating fools all end up in a big red puddle? Sometimes some things are better left alone and unfortunately this film slides swiftly into that same category.

Evil Bong 3 The Wrath of Bong

2011-08-13T11:53:00.000-07:00

Just when you thought the guys couldn't get in another situation as kooky as the last- your proven wrong...again! A man finds a pot pod of sorts and presses a button releasing Alien Bong which he runs to sell at the clinic/head shop. They buy it and Bachman can't wait to fire it up in this new out out of site alien bong.!

Alistar is wandering thru the forest when he comes across it and thinks is a meteor and starts taking readings. Suddenly he realizes it's made of pot and then Larnell dressed as a ninja comes chopping out of the bushes.They decide to go see Bachman at his marijuana clinic with some prime samples of course

So he tries the alien weed and starts growing fuzz afterwords he is sucked inside of the bong and has four multi colored women standing topless before him. They want his...um, seed and will drain him if neccessary. The guys enlist the help of Eebee the foul mouthed bong who I love very, very much for help.

The theatrical version that is being shown in select towns will be in 3D and in groovy Sniff-o-Rama. If your not a stoner I don't think you'll even wanna try it- and if you are, it's an ok watch but doesn't hold as much charm as the first two flicks in this series. It said at the end that the next would have a killa' crack pipe- will you watch it?

The Coffin

2011-08-05T09:59:00.000-07:00

Release date: 8/30/2011

84 Minutes
Directed by: Ekachai Uekrongtham
Not Rated

Ekachai Uekrongtham's film The Coffin was a smash hit over in Thailand and is actually based on a real life ritual that is practiced. Part of the movie was shot on Ancient Thai spiritual grounds and that in itself could be creepy enough for most of the various timid viewers sitting around out there.
Su was devastated to find out she has lung cancer and only a few days before her wedding. This should be a happy time- who could even begin to function after learning that? Then there is Chris, a complete stranger whose girlfriend has fallen into a sudden deep coma. They both travel to the place where the ritual is performed with hopes of a changed future.

The ritual has the living person lying in a coffin in order for them to reverse the bad karma- both take part in a mass ritual and soon their lives have turned over, with the cancer gone and Chris's love wakes up from that deep slumber. The trick here is there is always a price to pay... with everything!

The people around these two might just be the ones hurt instead. The film casts a dark eerie setting with beautiful vivid scenes that dance before your eyes. Would you dare take part in a ritual that could help your luck but create bad for others? If you see the freaky paranormal events that occur, you might just change your mind to that prior question.

Accused at 17

2011-07-31T16:01:00.000-07:00

Accused at 17
Release date: August 2, 2011

We all know how women can be catty as hell but teen girls are just plain mean and cruel. Back stabbing, instigating, while some are just rotten to their hardened core. Accused at 17 showcases all of these attributes plus some down right nastiness that will having you want to grab a hold of a few of those girls and smack them upside the head.

Bianca is dating school hottie Chad and their relationship seems just peachy until he goes to a party without her. Chad is in the bathroom and little trampy Dory sidles in and offers herself up and he greedily takes it. The next day word is all over and Bianca is heart broken and disgusted.

While lounging pool side over at Fallon's, the girls decide they want to teach Dory a lesson. Fallon and Sara pick up Dory saying their going to this killer frat party then they really meet up with Bianca at a deserted dirt road. They call her names, but Dory could care less and punches Bianca in the face.

After a slight scuffle Bianca leaves for home since Fallon and Sara say they will leave Dory to walk all the way home. An unfortunate incident occurs leaving Dory lifeless and when her body is discovered Bianca is the suspect for her murder. Will Fallon and Sara ever come clean? Or will Bianca rot away in prison for a crime she didn't commit?

Ceaser and Otto's Summercamp Massacre

2011-07-29T18:21:00.000-07:00

Ceaser and Otto's Summercamp Massacre

Release Date: October 4, 2011

Directed by: David Campfield

Ceaser and Otto's Summercamp Massacre has to be one of the best side splitting comedy/horror films out there at the moment. I nearly pee'd my pants and seriously think that David Campfield should try his hand at stand up...the guy is a natural. Just think he could be the next Tosh.O!

Ceaser gets himself into a little bit of trouble and decides him and Otto need to skip town and then they become camp counselors at Camp Sun Smile. After being briefed by their douch bag camp director Jerry, they sent up in tents. Hard ass Carrie shows up (Felissa Rose) and people are dropping like a beat from Eminem's mouth.

I can not stress how fun of a flick this movie really was. Even my girlfriend Donna lee could handle it...well maybe not but she'd laugh her damn ass off. You can't not laugh it's just goofy as hell and forces you to giggle. No, it's not Bernie Mac or Jeff Dunham but the man has some skills.

The counselors are all running scared or dead so do you think the duo manage to stooge their way out of this one? Or will Otto's belly never see a donut again? Could Carrie really be swinging the axe or could it maybe be someone else? You'll never know if Ceaser truns into mince meat if you don't break down and buy it!

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Closed for the Season

2011-07-27T11:50:00.000-07:00

Release date- August 23rd

90 minutes
Directed by- Jay Woelfel
Not rated

I don't know why I love carnivals and rides so much but I could never get enough of them until I was diagnosed with a heart problem. Now I am not allowed to go on all those crazy thrilling rides with drops and turns....Bastards! I am also very attracted to old run down asylums but that's another story to tell some other time.

Closed for the Season was filmed in Ohio's old abandoned Chippewa Lake park. The park is a haunted site with many incidents dating back to 1870. The main point I have is that director Jay Woelfel is a freakin genius with the plot he came up with- sure there are many movies that have someone trapped somewhere but not done like this

Aimee wakes up trapped within the park and seems to be living the places memories. She needs to find a way to escape it's evil clutches, but is that even possible when no matter how she tries to get out there is always a catch. There has to be a way out somehow, right? The Carnie torments and antagonizes her every step of the way.

She knocks on a door for help and a guy answers and tries to help her figure out the game this twisted clown is playing with her. I adored this film and know I will be blabbing my mouth to anyone who will listen to me telling them the have to buy and check out Closed for the Season! I know I will be watching it again and again....

Asylum Seekers

2011-07-21T12:01:00.000-07:00

Directed by: Rania Ajami
Release date: 8/23/2011 90 Minutes
NOT RATED

Who would think that crazy would become the new sane- but you'll see a fine example of this in Rania Ajami's Asylum Seekers. I sat on the couch completely transfixed with awe at it's Willy Wonk on angel dust type of feel. It's rare that something special and unique comes past a reviewers nose but this film was just fucking awesome!

Now the well dressed Dr. Raby seems to be some sort of tourettes freak who just bursts out with the craziest sounds and statements, while Maude is a housewife admitted by her husband. Miranda loves and thinks people are always staring at her so she always is putting on a show just in case and teenager Alice is a cyber nut who craves knowledge and technology.

Alan is an androgenis rapper and Paul is a war freak and wants to take over everything including the asylum. All of the characters above are competing to get the very last bed in the place. Now for nurse Milly in her staunch white uniform and two companions Minnie and Micky I really wish they had bigger parts but trust me they're around enough to make an impact.

I can bet my ass that this movie will become a huge cult classic- what's not to love? There is plenty of weird, odd, kooky, and clever things that will reel you in like a fat bass on some sad fisher mans hook! I really recommend Asylum Seekers for everyone who is into the strange and different, this film is the cherry on top of a three ring freak show.

Exit 33

2011-07-16T15:44:00.000-07:00

83 Minutes
Release date: 8/2/2011

NOT RATED

I was disappointed with this film- I don't know if it was from all of the hype and I expected too much, or just from the plain fact that is a tired old storyline. Five friends are all hyped up about heading too their five year class reunion and to cut time out of their trip they will take Exit 33. Eva and her man Dax leave before Angie while their pothead rocker chick friend will meet them there.

Angie throws a fit when Matt tells her he isn't going so she takes off without him. Ike’s Last Chance Gas is right off of Exit 33 and most people try and hit it up so they don't run out and end up stranded somewhere. Ike is very tall and very intimidating but people love his homemade beef jerky. Hmmm, wonder what it's made of?

The whole flick is him torturing his victims and grabbing out their eyes for his collection. Through out the movie Ike has flashbacks that make you see why he wants and loves those eyes. It's pretty predictable but Kane Hodder pulls off his role well with his lurking bulk of a figure and stony stoic expression.

If you want the same old southern style off horror grits you'll ride this one out smoothly, if not your going to get a little antsy at times when it seems just a little bit drawn out. So since Matt left after all of his friends do you think he'll be able to save any of them? Or will he just become another wad of meat in the jerky?

Ninjas VS. Vampires

2011-07-15T16:49:00.000-07:00

release date: 5/3/ 2011
89 minutes

First off... I wanted to slit my wrists when this came to me for a review, I would rather gouge my eyes out and then use it as a Frisbee. Now see, that's where a lot of us are prejudice and wrong- sometimes when we judge the film by it's cover or even the storyline we end up very wrong...Ninjas vs. Vampires fell perfectly in the category for me- it rocked!

It starts with a nerdy guy named Aaron video taping his close friend Alex then he tells her he wants more than just a friendship. Before she can finish crushing his heart with that devastating no, Vampires come out of nowhere and start to make a meal out of Aaron- well until the crafty Ninjas show up and save the day...for now!

Alex wakes up at home devastated at what she remembers then guess who knocks at the door? Yup Aaron. After being thoroughly freaked and the whole situation is explained they are off trying to figure it all out piece by piece magic included. The budget for this was low and the effects are kinda hokey but it held my attention and drawled me in with the story.

It has some fun dialog and the classic battle of good vs. evil. So the cold hearted vampire overlord Seth plots to annihilate mankind and it's up to Aaron to save his one true love Alex who is being held captive as bait. Can these ninjas change him into a fighting machine or is Alex bound to be doomed forever?

Shatter Kinder A Smut Saga Volume 3 ADULTS ONLY

2011-07-01T16:16:00.000-07:00

Author: Gori Suture

ISBN: 1451592086
Publisher: Inside Henry's Head

At first I was a little put off by all the notes at the bottom to explain certain terms or situations but it only lasts a few chapters and it's totally necessary for the reader to really get a glimpse into this magnificent world Gori Suture has created. Most authors create stories with people and their fucked up situations but Shatter Kinder are these furry hoofed beings with a whole mind blowing world for your eager mind to explore. I can almost guarantee that most of you have never feasted your eyes on such a crazy and utterly unique storyline.

Mordecio and Astothan are twin shatter kinder who are destined to be the angel of death to those who are ready to go. There are rules at Paradox and Mordecio has a hell of a time following them since he actually has feelings and disagrees with the way things are dealt with. Many hardships and emotional set backs have ruined him and he doesn't want to be a reaper of death. They run off and try to live life on their own while trying to heal the Queens sickly daughter.

Their many escapades there will keep you interested and have you saying to yourself "Where the hell does she come up with this?" A totally amazing read! If your not into very kinky/ odd sex or maybe you are a total prude, well this book is not for you- Miss Suture is very descriptive will have your dainty asses passed out on the floor!

Trilogy of Blood

2011-06-30T17:44:00.000-07:00

Directed by- Charlie Ruckus and Rick Kelley

27 Minutes
Release Date 2011

I posted as my facebook status last night that I was getting ready to do my review of the horror flick Trilogy of Blood and a fellow reviewer said it was so bad he decided not to even review it. So I think to myself what the hell is wrong with me since I kinda enjoyed the crazy 62 dollar budget of a horror film?

So here we have Marilyn (Brenna Lee Roth), Connie, and Sherry who are all taking a little road trip and do the one thing everyone always warns you never to do and that's pick up a damn hitch hiker. Sherry is pissed and doesn't want the freak in her car so she tells them if he touches her she kicking their asses! She says it a couple times and cracks me up- I really liked her character .

They are invited by their passenger to a barn dance that will be a total blast with plenty of food and beer. Marilyn convinces the girls to stop and get a bite and a brewsky and it soon turns out the free food might just be them. I guess Connie and Marilyn were in the mood to flirt with the boys and it turns out to be a bad move.

Once they get started the blood continuously flows and cannibals munch up on all the new meat! The film was totally thought up by the DEAD NEKS founder/singer Joey "Fangface" Broy a few years back and it looks like it all fell into place nicely. Word on the street is there's another one on the way....

Bloodlust Zombies

2011-06-28T18:42:00.000-07:00

80 Minutes

Release Date: 7/5/2011

Directed by: Dan Lantz

Bloodlust Zombies is one of the funniest zombie flicks I've seen in awhile, I was actually disappointed when it was over. Adult film star Alexis Texas who has been in such movie as Swap Meat, Ass Trap, Pornstar Work Out and Self Service stars. She is cute as hell and eventually one zombie slashing bitch!

Zlantoff Industries have been developing a formula designed for the purpose of having the military's enemies turn into raving maniacs who will rip each other apart. A false alarm has the compound on lock down and no one can leave till the situation it cleared. Then a lab cat turns the situation around and soon members of the plant are raging zombies.

I absolutely adored the character Darren, he cracked my ass up! He was witty and always had something to say. The head of the project Judy was an older woman whose husband was killed in the military so this virus is her baby. The old coot that owns the whole plant is Bobby lee and Andrea is his trusty "suck"retary.

I was just looking up a character's name since I lost my notes and read a very unflattering review for the film. Don't listen to it- take a chance and check it out. Yes it's low budget, campy, and little drawn out at times but over all it's a pretty damn cool zombie flick! It's corny as hell and that's what makes it a smash!

Strangers Online

2011-06-22T14:09:00.000-07:00

Not rated

106 Minutes

The sexy voiced Hollis Parker is the host of a radio/web nightly program called Strangers Online that certainly proves that the freaks definitely come out at night.These strangers come in all shapes. races and with some weird ass fetishes. It's like the Jerry Springer circus of the night time world.

A cute blond named Karen is hired as the new intern for the station and it seems she harbors a crush on the Latin host and starts with sneaking glances until finally getting him to her place where of course she gets into his pants. He immediately wishes it never happened and goes home to scrub himself raw with regret.

Karen does not care in the least that Hollis is seriously involved with a woman and will do whatever it takes to get her man. Then there's the weird peeping tom neighbor Zeke, could he be a threat to the couple as well? Everyone seems to think Hollis murdered his ex-wife and people even come on his show re-enacting the death.

Strangers Online does keep you guessing and leaves you interested in the plot. The acting goes smooth and the two main characters have awesome chemistry so there's no stiff awkward sex scenes to endure- it's all smooth sailing. Now as sex talk host Hollis' life run's reckless will he ever be able repair it and just move on?

Wisconsin Project X

2011-06-16T14:30:00.000-07:00

OK, Wisconsin Project X was unbelievably cool and I recommend it to anyone who likes/ loves zombies! The film takes place in the very small town of Wisconsinville, Montana when a scientist named Dr. Winston is feverishly working on a new experiment that of course goes horribly wrong.

Dumb ass was trying to develop a new type of preservative for the booming snack cake industry and accidentally creates this artificial living organism that turns people into humanoids so now the town is crawling with them. The few smart ones band together and get ready for a bloody showdown.

The thing I like the best was the little differences like the special effects for instance they were fucking cool as hell and I enjoyed the simplicity of it all. It totally works for the film and just might have you saying that was pretty damn cool! I couldn't tell you the technicalities of it all since I know nothing about that department!

You just have to take a peek, I mean if you end up not liking it all you gotta do is shut the darn TV off. Seriously if you like the zombies, this film will have you whooping it up while inspiring you to make you own horror flick. Budgets are tight at times but creativity seems to overflow in this one.

Anniversary at Shallow Creek

2011-06-06T18:46:00.000-07:00

89 minutes

Directed by- Jon D. Wagner

Anniversary at Shallow Creek slams into you like a runaway freight train from about 2 minutes in till the very end. Sam and Page are a young couple very much in love who decide to take a little vacation to relax and forget about grueling medical school for awhile. Four of their very close friends join them for some fun.

Unbeknown-st to them the previous year the house they are now staying in was the scene of a double murder and of course the killer was never caught. Now this killer is a sharp shooting son of a bitch who enjoys using his sniper rifle. Soon the bodies start falling and the killer doesn't stop at the gun, knives will slice as well.

It's great to watch a film that has you go "Damn!" within the first five minutes. Now while their trying to chill and enjoy each others company a young boy knocks on the door stating that his parents are out- can he stay with them? I would of said you better go find another stinkin babysitter brat!

I will admit I would of liked it a lot better if they didn't add one particular element but I can't tell or it will ruin the film for you. Let's just say that sometime's a single answer is better than a dual one. The film is totally worth viewing with a few unexpected jumps that give you heart a little boost.

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Tortured (aka Sex Slave)

2011-05-30T21:49:00.000-07:00

Two devious fucks named Kurk and Quaid luck out and escape from prison and are ready for some twisted ass fun. They soon are out scouring the streets for some prime looking chicks that they can get their filthy hands on, and soon they see a big boobed prospect.

They follow her and find out where she lives and decide to come back and pay her visit later on. They hit up the local pub and drool over a group of gals sitting at a corner booth. Then to their delight, the brunette with the knockers comes strolling in and sits down with them.

Kurk gets pissed and tells Quaid he needs to flip the fuck out so bug off and get the car. Kurk goes off leaving plenty on blood while Quaid throws the brunette in the trunk. Kurk thinks they are using her as a hostage but Quaid ends up raping her

Tortured aka Sex Slave was really graphic and sexual and if you can't handle that sort of film this one is not for you. But if you can, you won't be disappointed in the havoc these two reek! Plenty of blood, violence and full on female nudity.

Dawning

2011-05-29T20:00:00.000-07:00

Dawning

81 mins

Directed by Gregg Holtgrewe

A brother and sister Chris and Aurora head to their families cabin to visit with their recovering alcoholic father and his wife. When they arrive the tension is thick and the situation seems pretty awkward. But they all start to thaw some and chilllax a little.

Sitting around a bonfire the broken family try to silently forgive each other for all of the pasts mistakes. Aurora takes the dog off thru the woods to go to the bathroom and she gets loose. They all search for her and find the poor dog bloody and dying.

Back at the cabin their father decides that the humane thing is to shoot the dog and put it out of it's misery. the next thing you know a blood stained man opens the door and falls inside passing out cold. When he wakes up he explains that he was camping with his girl and this thing came and killed her. Did it, or did he do it?

These folks don't know what to believe until they hear an odd monstrous screaming outside and really start to question if perhaps the man is telling the truth. Do these people have a chance at survival or will this thing get them all? Or is there even a thing out there waiting?

Kodie

2011-05-26T10:01:00.000-07:00

Directed by Abel Berry

David is a total down on his luck paranormal investigator who is on his way to a house that is said to be clearly haunted and might finally put them on the map. He carries a picture of his son who he stares at wistfully clearly missing him very much. He arrives at the house and runs into the country hick named Jasper (Abel Berry) who offers him a brew and then quietly disappears...was he a ghost?

The story behind it all is of a little girl named Kodie who found her comfort in a teddy bear but even he could save her from the curse that ugly old decrepit witch put on her that just so happened to turn her into a flesh eating monster. Kodie is actually dressed in a huge teddy bear suit but trust me she ain't cute and cuddly!

There is plenty of comically parts in the film as well, like the two separate ghost hunting teams have the names

S.H.A.G.G. and S.H.A.T.T. and a total doucer who is such an ass you laugh at him. The creepy and perfect looking witch is played by one of my favs Alan Rowe Kelly while Jayson Champion plays wistful David.

Kodie will deliver a few giggles and a cool storyline that you just might enjoy with a box of juju bees or some chicken wings to chomp on like Kodie (Jennifer Michelle Stone) chomps on those scrumptious bodies! Hey it all tastes like chicken right? Independent films need love to peeps always remember that!

V4-Water Vamps (a young adult novella)

2011-05-19T15:22:00.000-07:00

Author G.L. Giles

ISBN: 978-1-4535-8950-2 softcover

Here you thought being a regular old teenager was hard enough, just imagine all the complications if you were a water vamp! If you are a teen in need of a refreshing storyline then G.L. Giles V4- Water Vamps is the one for you. It's definitely not your normal typical teenage drama in this book- nope it involves the glorious yet extremely dangerous creatures that Giles has created called the water vamps. Her indepth descriptions have you picturing the way they look as you read about the background of them. Then there is Robyn who is haunted in her dreams by a vampiress, and Marion who becomes her guardian. This is definitely not 16 and pregnant material but you will becomed hooked like a fish on the end of the vamps gleaming trident!

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2011-05-13T20:02:00.000-07:00

The film Cropsey is labeled as a horror/documentary and has two filmmakers as they try to uncover some of the most disturbing facts surrounding five missing children that were believed to be kidnapped and murdered by the local Staten Island boogie man named Aaron Rand.

Joshua Zeman and Barbara Brancaccio are those two filmmakers who grew up hearing the tales of Cropsey and how he was the escaped mental patient who lived in the old abandoned Willowbrook Mental Institution and during the dark desolate hours of night would search for children to get his grimy grips on.

In the documentary we see a very young Geraldo Rivera as he springs a surprise visit to Willowbrook after being informed by a staff member of the utterly horrible conditions these handicapped people are forced to live in. You see the actual heartbreaking footage of them naked and covered in feces- and you see a clip of Rand walking by.

Watching this you'll realize that the evidence wasn't overwhelming and some people really doubt he had anything to do with it, while others swear they know he did. You can try and base your own opinion on the whole matter but you'll teeter back and forth on whether you honestly think he did it, What if he didn't?

Drive-In HorrorShow

2011-05-04T20:10:00.000-07:00

Drive-In HorrorShow

Directed by Michael Neel

Every now and then a movie will come out that knocks you socks off and with it's originality,creativity and magnetic appeal- well Drive in HorrorShow is that flick. I wasn't exactly sure what this was going to be like but I loved everything about it- I am surprised no one has thought of doing something like it before.

The film threader is Troll Bill, a slave to his master the projectionist who is also our host for the evening. Zombie Frank is the ticket man while the teenage axe victim serves up her bloody popcorn to their two guests of the night- the skeleton shadow and his girlfriend

Well the skull couple are treated to five movies while they lounge in chairs outside in front of a huge Drive-In screen. If you like anthology films like Creepshow, or Slices of Life you'll think Drive-In HorrorShow is frightfully delish! The films are titled Pigs, The Closet, Meat man, Fall Apart and The Watcher.

This is Independent film making at it's finest and gives some really gag worthy moments. The first story is the one that blew me away and had me peeking some what threw my fingers at the revenge of a women scorned at a party. It was awesome! They leave it open where they can keep making more movies for the projectionist to show us. Bravo!

Story names:

Pig

The Closet

Meat Man

Fall Apart

The Watcher

Slices of Life

2011-05-01T20:32:00.000-07:00

Anthony G. Sumners Slices of Life is one film that gets down and dirty with bloody cringe worthy gore and perverted yet magnetic storylines. A cute young girl named Mira awakens in front of a seedy motel with no idea of how the hell she got there or any memory of anything prior to this as well.

Irma and Tiny walk over and bring her back into the office so she can catch her bearings and hopefully remember her job as the sketcher. She uncovers three sketchbooks and each one has story. The stories are Work Life, Home Life, and of course Sex Life- which is bound ro be the favorite chapter in those books.

Work Life has a horny guy at the office who goes to the wrong website for a quick game of pocket pool and gives the office a virus that changes them to zombies. Home Life consists of a pregnant lady who is convinced she is being haunted by recently missing children. Sex life is a gory bloody romp that shows that there are some crazy things spread suring sex!

Slices of life is sure to become a horror crowd pleaser and will leave its fans foaming at the fangs for more. I loved it's vivid and sometimes perverse storylines that had plenty of quirky over the top characters. I really can't imagine a horror lover out there that wouldn't get some sort of enjoyment from this film.

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Please help

2011-04-28T15:55:00.000-07:00

Dan Ellis:
David Bones Herbert was shot and killed by police. The exact details are murky and suspicious, to say the least, so we are trying to raise awareness on as large a level as possible to help see to it that justice and truth be served. I am tirelessly trying to contact as many media outlets as possible so any help would be greatly appreciated. The horror/film community has been my second family for most of my life and when you're in a bad way it's family and friends you turn to and I'm in a bad way over this. If you read the comments on his FB page you'll see how many people this guy meant something to, what a good guy he was and how frustrated we all are.... https://www.facebook.com/davidboneshebert?sk=wall

Evidence of a Haunting

2011-04-24T18:12:00.000-07:00

In Evidence of a Haunting, it seems like they are taking some cheap shots at the cable channel A&E's hit show Paranormal State- and it was hysterical. I am sure the real team on the show wouldn't but if they have no sense of humor they can piss off! I found myself getting a kick out of it.

If the film was not meant to be funny then I apologize- but if the Priest and the psychic are flirting up a storm and it's not even discreet while the medium Echo is a black haired tattooed all over goth chick that seemed to be molded after that weird chick Michelle Belanger on the show.

The movie shows it's three most ferocious cases that they have dealt with and they are just identical to a lot of the episodes I have watched on Paranormal State- too bad there wasn't a character like Chip Coffey, I love that man! He seems like a genuine person to me but hey I could be wrong.

Evidence of a Haunting is a take it or leave it type of film- either you get into it and take it for what it is or you leave it alone by turning it the hell off. I watched it but not because I had to, I started to play the comparison game and see how much I could find that mirrored the show and there was plenty to choose from!

Chicago Overcoat

2011-04-13T16:21:00.000-07:00

Release date- April 19, 2011

Directed by- Brian Caunter

94 minutes

In Brian Caunter's Chicago Overcoat Frank Vincent (Phil Leotardo from the Soprano's) plays an old aged hit man, Lou Marazano. Now he might just look like your average grandpop but this guy is totally bad to the bone. I mean c'mon, looking at him you know you'd think that you could take him- but you'd be surprised! But he also has a soft spot for his grandson Michael.

His daughter Angela is in a shitty relationship and gets her pop Lou to start watching her son while she works. It's endearing watching this ruthless killer with him, he stores values and smarts into the boy while telling him he needs to learn right from wrong. You'd never ever figure out he was a hit man unless the hit was put out on you!

Ray Berkowski remembers when years ago the same type of hits were going on and the guys signature move was sending flowers to the widows of the husbands he killed. Ray is obsessed to the answer of why does the killer do this kind gesture after brutally shooting the men? I don't this man will ever be at peace with himself if he can't get a straight answer out of Lou.

This is isn't the Sopranos people so don't go in expecting that- even though it is a similar mood but it's a smooth uncomplicated watch that 9 outta 10 people will enjoy. Could you deal with being the daughter of a murder? Now everyone is out to get him and it doesn't look like he has a bright future a head of him.

Will he leave this world a legend or will he manage to surprise us all?

2011-03-25T21:57:00.000-07:00

Joe Bazooka loved him some boobies- I mean obsessed is a complete understatment! The movie Bazookas starts with a heated tennis match between a huge boobed chick and a very nervous guy. The deal here is if the kid wins, him and Mr. Bazooka get to see her big jugs along with everything else on her menu. The guys pulls off the win and passes out after seeing the goods.

Well Mr. Bazooka ends up dead and his two sons are left to battle it out for the future of the gym. Angus has so many days to come up with the money to save it while Judah wants it to fail so he can build a more commercialized project. So Angus and his workers come up with some news ways to bring in customers like the new shower cams, striptease classes and more hot chicks.

It's your typical B movie with plenty of boobs, corny lines and some girlie shower scenes that will impress the novice "bonified" watcher with a gasp or two. I've seen better but I have seen WAY worse. It's the kind of flick you would find on late at night so it might even lull you back to sleep if your careful- if not you'll be pitching a tent for sure!

Fatal Secrets

2011-03-20T11:44:00.000-07:00

Directed by- Meir Sharony

90 minutes

Release date- March 29, 2011

What would you do if just went thru a divorce and was teetering on the edge with the thought of possibly finding someone new and you meet a man that you think is just wonderful- do you go on a date? Well Julia does and heseemed just perfect for her until his slimy ass turns out to be a conniving scumbag who likes to rape women after lulling them into thinking he's some great person.

While watching Fatal Secrets you will loathe Scott and wish you could kick his pearly whites down his throat among other horrible things. Sorry but this man is so easy to hate. Julia harbors this awful secret until one of her friends Sharlene comes over and she breaks down and confides in her. Apparently this is a touchy subject for Sharlene and they decide to get their other friend in for some payback on Scott.

Rebecca (played by Lea Thompson) decides she's in for the long haul and they all decide it's time to pay Scott a little social visit. Poor, poor Scott end up tied to a chair and has three masked assailants scaring him and threatening to kill him if he doesn't confess on tape for his crimes. Do you think they can really pull this off and get the job done?

I mean what if he some how gets loose and turns the table on them? Could the three gals handle that sort of situation? Or what if for some reason their plan goes wrong and someone ends up really hurt...or even dead? Can any of them live with that on their conscious? I honestly couldn't, I mean I'd knock him around a little bit but if he winded up dead I would not be able to sleep!

Suburban Sasquatch

2011-03-10T17:27:00.000-08:00

You always hear of people down in those swampy Southern states claiming to have seen that big hairy beast big foot or other wise known as Sasquatch. Now we see TV programs about it and people wasting their lives trying to find evidence that they even exist. Well in David Wascavage's flick Suburban Sasquatch, the beast is real and tormenting everyone-including residents inside their own homes.

Low budgets the name, and fun is the game. Here this sasquatch is very different - it's actually magical and normal measures of destruction will not cause this beast to drop, only magical weapons will work and cause it to cease to exist. Can the Indian girl whose grandfather taught her the ropes help before all of the neighbors end up with pancake heads?

OK, here is my opinion- You could expect to find this one on TV late at night on some B movie channel with hokey generated effects and a man running around iside some fuzzy gorilla looking suit instead of anything scary what so ever. BUT you know this going in so your not disappointed by any of the above. Plus if you don't like it you can always fast forward it.

Half Moon

2011-02-18T19:46:00.000-08:00

80 Minutes

2011

Directed by Jason Toler

Anything goes when it comes to ho's cause pimping ain't easy, and you'll see this and more when you watch Jason Toler's Half Moon. A cute but seriously down on her luck prostitute named Rose takes over a friends trick when the girl is caught copping a squat and is arrested. Finally things seem to be looking up and cash will keep her in good with her pimp for awhile.

The city is alert with fear as a serial killer runs around killing off prostitutes and it seems he also ripped the throat out of a bum. Rose risks it and crosses the strip against her better judgement to make a buck and meets Kevin the man with all the cash. He has her sit and eat dinner with him then she throws him in a chair for a sizzling lap dance that does nothing for him.

Can Rose calm this man down enough to enjoy himself? Or will those pains he keeps having do him in? He tells her that he has to take shots to keep the pain away and that he is a real werewolf. She can't help but think he is completely full of shit, but then doubts start to creep into her head and she starts to second guess herself.

What would you do? I'll tell you what I wouldn't do and that's trust no one- people are fucked up and greedy so they usually do or say what they need to in order to get what they want. But she is in a pretty tough situation here, trust him and untie him from the chair or not trust him and pray that he isn't a werewolf cause if he is she's screwed.

Respire

2011-02-09T18:20:00.000-08:00

Coming in February 2011

Directed by: David A. Cross

A pretty blond named Susan has barely any time left since she is deathly ill. Everyday is filled with tons of pain pills and her face buried in the bowl from her treatment. One day Raif Collins shows up at Susan's curio shop looking for a specific item and hires her to go to an auction and get it for him. Little does she know the mess she is about to get herself into.

After she nabs the item she brings it home and finds there is a key buried in the back and uses it to open the box she has. Inside holds the treasure of a vial that contains Dr. Robert Kaminsky's formula to prolong life, so she downs it without a second thought. She is now in remission and the only bad thing seems to be these extremely violent flashbacks and complete fits of rage.

Nick Poe was at the auction as well and was outbid by Susan and he didn't like that one bit. He shows up at her house and after some bickering and bantering they leave. Raif turns out to be someone completely different then he lets on and when Susan figures this out she turns to Poe for help. They capture Raif and make him tell them where the stolen vials are.

They vials were sold from another Wiccan like novelty stores and soon the town is in a killing frenzied state. I enjoyed Respire and thought the flashbacks/ visions that Susan had were perfectly eerie and fit well into the film. They left it open for a sequel if they really wanted to do one- I wouldn't mind seeing a second installment, not at all!

Hearts at Stake- author G.L. Giles

2011-01-30T15:52:00.000-08:00

ISBN: 978-1- 4535- 8212-1 Softcover edition

Xlibris Coporate

Hearts at Stake by G.L. Giles is a compilation of short stories, lyrics, poems and a few songs that will be used on the next Beltane album. At the very end of the book Giles tells you her personal account of the struggle of losing her weight, but she did it in a way you would of never expected- by becoming a vegetarian. Giles lost over 40 pounds in just three short months. Giles is also a contributor to MetaCreative Magazine and Psychic Times International so you should definitely check those publications out. She is a master at the vampire genre- and what I mean by this is the stories all have some of the typical vampire folklore but she has created many of her own vampire species that are extremely unique and very captivating.

Bleading Lady

2011-01-30T08:46:00.000-08:00

76 mins

3/29/2011

Directed by Ryan Nicholson

The super sleazy and shocking horror guru Ryan Nicholson is blasting back onto the scene with Bleading Lady. I'll admit it when I see Nicholson's name I get fucking psyched- he has no limits when it comes to film making which I personally find to be a good thing. The same shit over and over tends to bore a person- ya know?

They story here is how Don is absolutely ecstatic to be chauffeuring his all time favorite Scream Queen Riversa Red back and forth from her new films set to the place where she is staying. Don is very obsessed with her and if anyone so much as bad mouths her he wont hesitate to smash their face repeatedly against a wooden fence.

He flatters her constantly and treats her like a goddess while loving the fact that she actually pays him attention with a slight friendship. Now this just feeds fuel to his desires of having Miss. Red all to himself. Little by little Don starts to become more violent and starts snapping on the set and downing everyone except Riversa of course.

I remember reading about it awhile ago when I was doing the news for www.horrornews.com and thought it sounded like a flick I could really get into. I thought the part where the are walking thru the dirt into the woods where death is sure to consume them was a tad drawn out but maybe it was like that because I am sure time seems slow when you know your gonna die!

Seeing Heaven

2011-01-23T17:52:00.000-08:00

I am unsure of exactly why this films title is Seeing Heaven because even though the character Paul claims the visions he sees during sex are euphoric the view from his head is terrifying to everyone else.What you see is very dark and maybe that's what Paul really enjoys. Looking at him he is a beautiful baby faced blond escort and you'd think other wise.

One night after leaving a man's room the guy follows him screaming "what did you do to my head?" and starts to royally pound on him- another street hustler named Zhivago comes to the rescue and stops his beating and brings him home. They click and Zhivago sets up a meeting for Paul to meet a man in the porn business so he can make more cash.

Now Paul isn't just trying to survive in that nasty hole of a town his is also searching for his twin brother

and the answers to his past. Now there is plenty of gay sex, pretty boys and and some seedy situations as well so if you can't handle any of the above this isn't for you. But if you have an open mind and no fear of same sex relationships you'll do just fine.

Let Me Die Qietly

2011-01-17T12:53:00.000-08:00

DVD January 4th

Poor Mario lives inside his twisted head that gives him the gift- others might call it a curse and I think he'd readily agree. Vision's steadily torture Mario in Director's Mitchell Reichler & Brian Michael Finn's film Let me Die Quietly. Mario is so sensitive to these violent encounters that all it takes is to be at the location it happened, an encounter or even just a slight touch.

Mario has no one but his shrink to talk to about his strange behavior and the Doc doesn't seem like he believes his client to much. Mario meets Gabrielle one day in the elevator and she tells him that she has visions and can always tell when another person possesses the gift. They quickly become friends and he sees her as his only one true confidant that he grows to trust.

Suddenly his visions become stronger and he knows that this murder will occur soon and wants in some way to deparately stop it. Can he? Will he piece together all the clues in time to figure out the who, where, and why? Things in this situation just keep getting trickier and you see what in depth plan that those closest to Mario have set in motion.

Now we watch as the twisted plan starts to unravel and Mario finally gets it- but will he make it to the rescue before the last breath seeps from their dying lips. Do you know who the victim is? Did you see it coming? Mario did and he still chose to try and intervene in a moment that was meant to happen- will the outcome of this be worth it?

Fright Flick

2011-01-16T12:43:00.000-08:00

Director Israel Luna has added another quirky horror flick under his feathered boa and it doesn't seem like he's apt to quit anytime soon. Now there's some cool gory scenes that are pretty effin cool if you ask me, and you did or you wouldn't reading this review of Fright Flick. Blonds with huge boobs and blood will freely flow across your TV screen.

I have always wanted to be offed in a horror flick, you know it just seems like fun to a fan like me. Well this movie will make you think twice before you give yourself into signing that contract- you just never know what your really getting yourself into. People in the biz are always shifty and shady but here someone is crossing the line and committing murders just like in the script for their film.

Now me, I would of jetted right after the very first person went missing! The Director named Laurent is one eccentric screwball who just always seems to be disgusted. They are filming at Mrs. Sheppard's place and you the viewer sit there and try to figure out who that darn killer is. Could you handle the task at hand? Or will you guess the wrong suspect?

Oblivion

2011-01-12T08:15:00.000-08:00

Director Sam Irvin worked with writers Charles Band, John Rheaume, Greg Suddeth, Mark Goldstein, and Peter David on the film Oblivion- and it is one weird ass film. I'm not even sure what category to put it, perhaps a sci fi whacked out Western but you can't say it isn't original or boring. It reminded me of when a doctor prescribed me Trazadone and I had the most vivid wicked dreams.

Of course there are a few crazy critters and creatures in here to feast your peeps on as well! An alien lizard like dude named Redeye shows up in town and wants the good ol' sheriff to participate in a draw and only one will be left standing, well it wasn't the sheriff that's for sure. Next, Redeye and his eccentric crew plow thru the place like hell on fire!

What I remember, is reading somewhere was that the Oblivion film series wasn't to well received like all of the other movies- I wasn't too into it either. I guess I was hoping there would be more crazy creatures and maybe some stoner humor that Band is famous for. You can tell he is most definitely a lover of the green queen!

2010-12-28T10:57:00.001-08:00

Release date- January 11th

Legion: The Final Exorcism is a trippy surreal look at the eerie and chilling world of demonic possession. It might not be done on a Hollywood budget but the flick is genuinely creepy and might even give you a nightmare or two. All of the elements collide leaving you with some pretty good acting and some even better scares!

Tatiana's Mother Catherine calls in Father Michael Sanchica, the demon hunter for help when nothing else seems to be working. Michael has had these special visions and dreams all of his life and when he goes anywhere a demon has been or any traumatic experience, he feels it. Flashbacks then come and it's almost like he is reliving the horrifying moment.

He arrives at the house and sees in his mind all the demonic activity within Tatiana and the house itself. You see, there is more than one demon involved in this case and the main one is very strong. Father Michael has been on many cases but this particular one could be the one to end his existence and Tatiana's as well. Will his heartfelt faith in God help him?

I'll admit when it first started I was very skeptical of the talking pig, until things were explained and it then became apparent and quite original with it's use of the animals. It sounds like it would be corny but it wasn't. I think anyone who is into demonic possession would be sucked into this one with ease. Legion: The Final Exorcism is surely a treat you don't wanna miss!

Christmas in the Clouds

2010-12-20T12:11:00.000-08:00

When I read the title Christmas in the Clouds, I assumed it would be a bunch of people spending Christmas on the plane somewhere but I was way off. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas and what better way to spend it than with a bunch of complete kooky strangers? It's a comical look at a case of mistaken identities and what happens because of it.

Tina is carrying on a very special pen pal relationship with Joe McCloud and decides to pay him a visit at the Native American Nation ski resort that he helps run. Well the resort is also trying to keep things in tip top shape since a mystery person is showing up to inspect the place and make sure it deems worthy to be in their fancy best resorts guidebook.

So now when Tina shows up they think she has to be the one who will rate their service and go out of their way to butter her up and pray she'll give them a great review. Tina mistakes Joe's son Ray for her pen pal and he thinks she is the inspector. They are both attracted to each other so they start to spend time together and soon they are falling in love.

A misunderstanding causes a huge fight and things seem pretty grim. Here the poor broken man named Stu is the real man they need to impress and everything that can go wrong does - to him! Will these mishaps somehow redeem themselves and make it into that damn book? The film was actually featured at the 2001 Sundance Film Festival .

Trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0jilST65Uk

Bloodlock- now available on iTunes!

2010-12-20T12:06:00.000-08:00

http://www.apple.com/itunes/download/

Language of the Enemy ( A House Divided)

2010-12-06T09:26:00.000-08:00

Mitch Davis' Language of the Enemy is an emotional roller coaster that gives us a glimpse into the horror that happens to take place every day all around the world. It's sickening to see see how many innocent people get caught in the crossfire and have their lives taken from them way to soon. It makes you realize that a peaceful world is not going to be happening anytime in the near future.

Romi is an American Jewish man who is forced to travel back to Jerusalem for his fathers funeral- it's been a long time since he has been there to visit them. He gets involved up with a mysterious attractive Palestinian woman named Joleh and soon is wrapped up in a violent mission to find out who murdered his father and why.

Since they come from such different backgrounds, each side is not thrilled when they start talking. At first it was a stiff awkward yet friendly thing that just so happens to get serious and they fall in love which is totally against the rules of the dangerous game that is being played here. Would you cross that deadly line for love? Or would you be smart and walk away?

So now they are not just fighting for their lives they are fighting for a forbidden love that could end up scarring them forever! I went into this thinking it was going to be the most boring hour of my life and actually ended up very surprised by how much I liked it. I am not really into movies with wars or guns but the meaning here is way deeper than that!

Puppet Master

2010-11-27T09:35:00.000-08:00

There aren't many people out there who don't thoroughly enjoy a Charles Band flick and if there are, we don't really care about them anyway do we? In the film Puppet Master, Neil Gallagher finds out the secret of how Toulon's puppets come to life and then he winded up killing himself. A few psychics come to the house and try to figure out why and what exactly is going on.

Strange vibes are invading the psychics senses and soon they will meet Andre Toulon's evil little creations face to face- or should I say face to floor? Will anyone survive the terror of these puppets on a rampage? Will the mysteries of Toulon's pupets be solved and brought into the eyes of the public? Or will these little buggars prevail?

Each and every little puppet has it's own distinctive personality that can make you fall in instant love with their stalking and butchering. I don't know if I could pick a favorite one because I find each one has something strikingly appealing to it. Leech lady was awesome with her gagging up leeches grossness but Blade was just too cool not to mention.

This is like the 5th time I have watched Puppet Master and I just don't ever seem to tire of it. Charles Band has a knack for directing an appealing movie for most people out there...well unless your a total prude with no sense of humor. If by chance you have never seen this- it's a must! You'll never forget those pillaging puppets- I can guarantee you that.

Killjoy 3

2010-11-26T15:24:00.000-08:00

I'll be up front and honest with you- I actually did not see the previous two Kill Joy flicks but the third installment in the series was very entertaining. Kill Joy 3 can hold the interest of the seasoned horror

fan because of it comical comments and behaviors of the four very evil clowns. If you have a phobia of clowns, don't even look at the DVD cover cause Kill Joy is creepy!

Apparently in the first films the Professor summoned the demonic clown and he brought along a few other face painted friends for the bloody fun and games. Well the Professor weasels out of the deal by leaving them and they are sent back inside of the magic mirror where they must bait him with something to force him into their carnival of carnage- so they use four kids that are house sitting at his place.

Punchy the hobo takes some huge jabs at big Zilla the football player when he gets sucked into the mirror that makes him think getting tackled is a lot easier to handle than those hard hitting fists. Batty Boop was my favorite, she was a demonic clown succubus who is Kill Joys main squeeze. Now the mirror has finally brought them all together to battle it out until the gruesome end.

I loved all of the fun that was had in this one folks, I now have to see the first two so I can see what other kind of hi-jinks this bad clown has pulled on other people. If your a Charles Band fan you'll be pretty pleased with the product. If your not, try it on for size anyway you never know- you could become the next Killjoy fan like myself.

2010-11-22T13:41:00.000-08:00

The son of a tried and convicted murderer named Sammy inherits a sacred blue movie that may finally clear his dad's name by solving a 50 year old double murder. Chet finds himself in the secret world of sexual obsession and perversion. But the closer he gets to the answer of this mystery, the past threatens to crash into the present and let the terrifying truths that lead him to the brink of madness be known.

Sammy was a famous photographer back in the 50's who also made the risque movies which were titled blue films. The clips they showed were neat but they could of made them look older. People into the bondage fetish or have an appeal for very visual and artistic concepts will enjoy this one.The storyline was not very defined and I was confused at some of it.

American Fetish wasn't really holding my attention as much as I thought it would, I enjoyed the sexy fetish women acts and dancing but it just seemed to be the same thing over and over. I did like that most of the girls had a fan of cards covering their most private part- maybe the symbolism was if you got into her stockings you were to be dealt a winning hand!

Stuck

2010-11-09T18:22:00.000-08:00

Steve Balderson's Stuck has a sweet blond girl named Daisy whose mother is seriously depressed and not loving life too much anymore. She returns home one day after working her job as a shop girl and finds her mom crying while holding on tight to a pistol with the intent on leaving this miserable place we call the world. If only Daisy would of gotten home a few minutes later...

You see if she did, maybe her mother would of already been dead and she wouldn't be accused of killing her. Now sweet Daisy ends up in prison thanks to her neighbor (Karen Black) who swore she saw her shoot her own mother when looking thru the window! Daisy sits in a cell waiting for her execution, knowing she will probably die for a crime she honestly didn't commit.

The mixture of the women on her cell block scare and intimidate her at first but then she realizes that they are all she has now. Slowly but surely she comes around and starts to grow as attached to them as they are of her. The female guard is a slimy bitch that you'd just punch in the face if you ever got the chance- she's that much of a sleeze.

As time ticks away Daisy waits in her cell as the neighbor becomes obsessed with the whole thing because she starts to realize maybe she was wrong. Maybe her eyes did deceive her and poor Daisy is really innocent. Will she step forward and voice her concerns? Or will she let it all fade from her memory and pretend like it never happened?

Fable: Teeth of Beasts

2010-11-03T10:39:00.001-07:00

The film Fable:Teeth of Beasts can be perfectly described as being a twisted fairytale of sorts made on a low budget. Horror actresses Melantha Blackthorne, Seregon O'Dassey, and Fiona Horne all play parts in the tale of how purposely tainted Ouija boards are opening a gateway and bringing normal people into the magical secret town of Fable.

The Crone was hands down the best character in the film, so I don't understand why they only had her creepy ass in there for about five minutes if that. The Crone was who was creating the gateways in the boards to lure in the outsiders. I was really disappointed when she was offed so quickly, if there was a little bit more of her spread through out it- it would be the rotten cherry on top.

Melantha Blackthorne plays the bad ass Lilith Noir who is a freelance enforcer for the shadow government that keeps an eye over the magical realm of Fable and exterminates all the bad guys with her weapons and fighting skills. Now if you are hoping for a film to blow you off your feet, this won't be it- But it was an interesting view.

Brain Dead

2010-10-26T16:33:00.000-07:00

Kevin Tenney's Brain Dead is the total horror package- babes, boobs, blood and tons of of deliciously splattered gore! Here we have a group of six strangers out in the wilderness, all up there for various different reasons who get stuck together in an old fishing lodge since there seems to be some alien mutant amoeba controlled zombies who wanna tear them apart.

So bad ass Claudia and her flirty friend Sherry are hiking and come across the little shack when they become lost and decide to spend the night there. Unbeknownst to them is the fact that there is already two escaped convicts inside hiding out so basically they get a very unpleasant surprise. Convict Bob doesn't seem to have a moral bone in his body and wants to kill everything and everyone.

Then there is the pervert Reverend Elsden Farnsworth with his little airhead religious sidekick Amy who is built like a brick shit house with nothing between her ears. She'll do anything in the name of God. Imagine a very diverse group of people stuck together in a tight space and you can envision all the problems that are bound to ensue- plenty!

Now these amoeba brain sucking things are crazy and will burrow in any hole they can get their slippery little nasty selves into. Poor Amy finds that out first hand and believe me any female out there would not want to be in her situation if you can catch my drift. I had a blast viewing this with all of it's grossness, humor and always remember the mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Ticked- Off Trannies with Knives

2010-10-26T13:55:00.000-07:00

If you don't like chicks with dicks, then this flick isn't for you- but if your not a total homophobe you'll get a kick out of this trannie filled horror show. We have a bunch of trannie strippers who are always under the watchful eye of their club mama Pinky La Trimm who reminded me of a darker Divine.Tipper Sommore, Rachel Slurr, Emma Grashun are all getting ready to go on stage but Bubble seems to be in a very somber mood for some reason.

Mama sits down and see's that Bubbles has a shiner and starts to cover it with heavy make up. After they are all done grinding on the pole they go have a couple of drinks when Emma and Rachel meet a couple of guys who are ready to party. They keep telling the girls that his friend really likes Bubbles type, so can they bring her along. Bubble's is the designated driver, so she gets stuck going the whole time swearing after a drink she's out. You see this sad trannie has a lot on her mind.

It turns out the whole deal was a set up and a dirty hick guy named Boner is there who is just itching to teach Bubbles a lesson and finish what he started. After all the confusion subsides the trannies realize these guys mean business and if they get their way, blood silicone will be splattered all over the warehouse walls! Boner starts bashing heads in with a wooden bat while telling Bubbles it ain't right that a man should look that good and lead people on thinking he's a real women.

Boner doesn't want any nasty rumors spreading thru town like wildfire so he's gonna put a stop that- fast! Ticked Off Trannies With Knives is a fly on the wall inside look into the world of Transvestites. The conversations they have will have you dying unless your a total shriveled up old prude! Now will Boner get the best of these bitches or will they manage to turn the balls around? Once you meet big mama Pinky you'll see that she don't play that shit!

Worm

2010-10-04T16:48:00.000-07:00

Have you ever really wondered what people really think of you? I mean think about this, anyone who comes in contact with us has some sort of opinion about us. Oh sure to our face their as nice as pie and almost always offer us a smile and a nice compliment or thought before advancing on their way or
continuing whatever it was they were doing.

In Zach Green's short film Worm, a high school teacher named Geoffrey Dodd seems like your average everyday man but inside his mind is where his true nasty thoughts dwell and come alive to
show what sort of evil and hate actually consumes him. The film is cool because we the viewers are the only ones that get a taste of what he is really like when not holding up his fake facade.

I watch all the time as people give strained greetings and smilles to each other and always think to myself I wonder what they really would like to say or perhaps not say. The truth hurts sometimes
and trust me if you heard Mr. Dodd's thoughts and opinions of those around him, you wouldn't like his man so much- well probably not at all!

Cat City

2010-09-27T16:10:00.000-07:00

Cat City is filled with back stabbers, cheating spouses, dirty politicians (what's new) and tons of cash that all of them are fighting for. Victoria has a sneaking suspicion that her husband Nick is having
an affair so she hires a private investigator to give her proof of him indulging in some of his sexual extracurricular activities.

Harold the PI calls and tells her he got the goods and she breaks down crying as she drives
home. When she gets there Nick tells her that they are having company for dinner and that the guest named Jonas will be staying there for a week or so. The next day Nick leaves for a business meeting in Vegas where he is confronted angrily by the shady politician.

It's a story that has been told many times before, so it's not like there was anything new or spectacular to blow you away but it wasn't something where you wanted to fast forward the DVD or just take it
out and throw it across the room. But it's also not something you would call your buds up with and say how they gotta see it.

Will Victoria divorce her philandering husband or will she just forgive him and pretend it never
happened? Will Nick survive the wraith of all the business partners he had get involved in his new casino project that went up in smoke and they all lost their investment money- which they'll never get back? Poor Nick, he should should of been a lot smarter about his costly actions.

By the Will of Genghis Khan

2010-09-22T16:40:00.001-07:00

Release date- 9-28-10
Director- Andrei Borrissov
120 minutes

Andrei Borrisov’s By the Will of Genghis Khan will be released on September 28th. As you all know, Genghis Khan was the ruthless founder of the largest contiguous empire in history, the Mongol Empire. The film is actually a great lesson for all concerning his very rough life and spirituality beyond what most people could fathom.

As a boy, he was told and taught the way of the Khan and all knew he would become a leader one day. Some viewers might not enjoy the film because of the subtitles, I always hear people complain “If I wanted to read I would of grabbed a damn book!” Sometimes it was some what hard to read over certain scenery but other then that things are quite interesting.

I learned a lot of things that I didn’t really know about Genghis Khan. That time was filled with tons of bloody battles, wars and fights for power. A particular death scene actually made my skin crawl but all I’ll say is it involves some serious head rolling! At times it’s almost hard to watch the onslaught of violence these people had to endure along with much heartache.

The Shadows

2010-09-14T09:31:00.000-07:00

Release date: January 2011

Director Sabrina Mansfield

84 mins.

Five close friends end up shipwrecked when a boat almost collides into them so they make their way to an old lighthouse on the island. Once inside, they place their hurt friend Nadia on a recliner and try to figure out what the hell they are going to do. Apparently the boat that almost hit them was trying to do so on purpose and they were some sort of pirates.

Now all of them are uptight and high strung with secrets slowly spilling out within their tight circle of friends. Sometime's you just can't trust anyone. Now confined inside the small house with the doors locked, they all pray these men don't come looking for them since they know they want to do them harm if not kill them for what they think they saw them doing.

Tempers flare as they try to radio for help and it seems as though supernatural and ghostly occurrences
happen every time they try. Are these evil spirits trying to trap them forever? Maybe add them to their little house of demons? A peasant looking girl named Elena bursts in claiming they were coming for them
and there was no escaping it.

Jack is pissed and tells everyone that Elena is a total nut and they shouldn't even bother taking anything she has to say into consideration. Well a nasty phantom pirate shows up and shows them they have plenty to worry about and if they are smart they'll think fast. Can any of these kids make it thru this ordeal without ending up in some shallow grave?

Metamorphosis

2010-09-13T07:26:00.000-07:00

Ever hear of Elizabeth Bathory- if you haven't I am honestly surprised because not many people out there have not heard some sort of tale about her. The most popular being the countess bathing in her victim's blood in order to retain beauty or youth. This one fact is believed to actually be fiction but she murdered, maimed, and tortured over 650 people.
Metamorphosis has three American teens traveling to the Bathory estate out in the Carpathian Mountains so the one named Alex can get more insight for the book he is writing about her and he is just dying to see inside the infamous castle. Along the way they meet a mysterious woman named Elizabeth who has much knowledge on the subject.

When they arrive the priest tells him there was a wolve attack and now Alex is disappointed and they decide to just take the risk and go. At the castle they settle down from their own nasty encounter with some sharp fanged wolves and the next thing you know they are getting their first intimate meeting with vampires, and by intimate I don't mean nice!

In the end, will Alex regret his decisions to come here? Or will he get to write that award winning novel he dreams about? Can he accept the fact that there are real live vampires out there and Elizabeth is one of them? I really enjoyed this flick, I loved the scenery and the beautiful stone castles. I also liked that some of the vampire myths like them being in sunlight was not used.

Sutures

2010-08-31T11:20:00.000-07:00

In Tammi Sutton's Sutures, a bunch friends who happen to be med students head out to the vast open
countyside to relax, party, you know just enjoy each others company. They stay in this amazing little castle that has you envious of their little vacation until you see what happens in the long run- then your just shaking your head saying "I knew the countryside equaled bad freakin news!

Sienna is a cute little blond who seems to be the only one with her head on straight among her kooky prankster friends. Well on their way there a mysterious dark haired man dressed all in black named Alexander Tatum follows them. Alex is one twisted individual since as a child he witnessed his father butcher and take the organs out of his own mother.

The film then turns into a Hostel type situation where each friend is captured and tortured before being cut up for their ripe ever ready organs that these people will sell for top dollar. Will any of these students survive to tell the tale? Or will they all become just empty organless bodies that will just be disposed of like rotting trash?

Jason London plays Detective Zane who is on the case and at the hospital questioning Sienna since certain things are not quite adding up to the evidence from the scene. Is she lying to him? Maybe she is just suffering from post traumatic stress and is confused. How would you feel if all of your friends went thru hell and you saw every single detail?

Rag Tag

2010-08-17T10:28:00.000-07:00

Two little boys named Raymond and Tagbo met when they were just eight years old and even though their backgrounds are totally different they bond immediately - Raymond is from a single parent and Tagbo is from middle class Nigerian parents who seem to be seriously strict and manners are a must in their household- they are raising their son properly.

So they are torn apart as children and then meet up again ten years down the line.Tag just finished up law school and is realizing how hard it is to find a position in someone's firm. Tag's white girlfriend who has a truck driver mouth like myself is disliked by Tag's parents so much they don't even want he in their home let alone near their son.

Rag and Tag are invited out to Nigeria for Olisa's Chieftaincy ceremony and they partake in the ceremony. Rag decides he must try to save Tag from Olisa's shady character and is determined to do so. After the party Tag helps Rag nurse his wounds and the next thing you know they are kissing. Tag pulls away and seems confused.

Can these two figure out their feelings for each other and decide to be friends or lovers? Could they be both? It's just not that easy since there are so many innocent people involved including significant others and Rag's daughter. The film was a tad slow for my taste but the story wasn't so bad. It's sad that people have to hide their feelings for each other because of prejudice.

BrainJacked

2010-08-15T16:55:00.000-07:00

BrainJacked starts out with a bloody bang since the head ripping scene has you sickly craving what else is in store for you! Tristan has a life of shit and suffers from crippling migraines. His mom is a skanked out mess who is passed around like a piece of meat to all of his new stepfathers friends. Imagine walking out into a room of guys using and abusing your mama, what would you do?

You'd pop someone in the face and get kicked out ending up on a park bench that's what. There he meets Lanie and she takes him to a place where they all are talking about being given the gift. They are like a cult but this Doctor drills into their brain and adds a device that allows him to control their every move when the feeling hits him without them even knowing it.

During a fight Tristan has this thing come out of his head and starts to realize what is really going on and
grabs Lanie telling her they need to head somewhere safe and figure things out. After he proves to her that what he is saying is really happening they steal the good old doctor's briefcase and hightail it the hell out of there.

Tristan removes Lanie's device and they try to get help but it seems that everyone they turn too has already been drilled and under the evil Doctor's control. Can these two manage to somehow survive thru this harrowing ordeal? Or will the effects from this doc's cruel experiments cause an outcome that will scar poor Tristan's mind forever?

Say Goodnight

2010-08-10T17:48:00.000-07:00

Men, do you really wanna see how corny and horny they are all the time? Then you need to watch David Von Allmen's Say Goodnight cause it's a fine example of how immature they really are...but it's funny as hell and nice to have the fly on the wall insight of how their mind works and what makes them tick. I am sure not all guys are this way (yeah right!) but I bet it's like two guys out of 1000 that aren't total pigs.

Three guys are sitting at a booth in a bar with there other friend chit chatting about their lives and of course the women they have loved and then managed to lose with their own destined stupidity. They say you live and learn but something tells me these fools just might not ever learn the valuable lesson of grow the hell up already.

My favorite character in the film was Victor he was not only cute and hysterical but he kept digging his hole deeper and deeper with his adolesent like schemes to make his new girlfriend at the time Crystal jealous so that she would want him even more- let me tell you something right now, women don't like that trick and it will get you pushed away way before it draws you closer.

I laughed and at times I thought "what in the hell were these guys thinking?" Mason seems to have some sort of OCD thing going on- or hey maybe he's secretly gay but he is always making excuses when it come down to entering. Leroy is in a horrible relationship but he seems to be the only one who doesn't see it...well until he meets Victoria.

Change of Life

2010-07-20T11:13:00.000-07:00

Reverend Gary Cattell is a total homophobe that preaches of how being gay will earn you a permenant place in the fiery bowels of hell. He is so bad that his website is called fagsshallburn.com- I mean how in the world does he even get away with such a foul name? It's amazing how closed minded people still really are and we are all entitled to our opinions, we just shouldn't expect everyone to agree.

His beautiful daughter Sarah is gay and terrified of him knowing or finding out since he is so against it and would probably disown her or do something far worse. The Reverend has a radio show where people call in and usually have something awful to say and he agrees whole heartedly. Sarah has been going thru some rough times since her good friend Adam was murdered recently in a gay hate crime.

Sarah one night just seems to snap and lose it and calls into her jaded father's radio show that loves to fag bash and look down on gays and gives him a piece of her mind literally! She commits suicide on the air and her dad is just devastated. I am sure he is left with a ton of "what if" questions and wishes maybe he could of did things a lot differently.

He wakes up one day and time has rewound before her death, will he be able to right his wrongs? What would you do if your child was gay? Would you abandon them? Would you try and force them to be straight or just ignore it and pretend it's not really happening? It's a shame that people really are filled with that much hate for the gays- will it ever change?

FIREBALL

2010-07-07T15:51:00.000-07:00

Tyler Draven used to be the man! He had it all, he was a star football player that was loved by all with tons of cash and plenty of women. Drugs and anger took it's toll on him so when a reporter tails him to a gas station/ convenience store and antagonizes him while rolling his camera, Draven loses it and beats that man's ass so bad he ends up in jail.

While in jail he shaves his head bald and goes thru a hellish withdrawl that has him acting like a freak. All of his anger and energy somehow along with a jail fire give him this new ability of mentally creating fire. Soon he perfects his new craft and uses it for nothing but destruction. He has the goal of heading back to where the incident took place and acting out revenge on all that have wronged him.

Eva Williams who is the town of Cedar Hills expert on fire since it's her job to be, ends up with Lee Cooper the out of town arrogant son of a gun who was sent to bring Draven back to jail- dead or alive!
They decide to figure out how to trap him and concoct a plan that they think might actually do the job
and they'll finally get their man!

What if this trap doesn't work? I'll tell you what will happen if it doesn't, Mr. Tyler Draven will take his high voltage ass over to the towns nuclear plant and everyone will be fried like burnt toast. Do you think a movie like this could possiby have a happy ending? Or will the director go for mass destruction as the films grand finale?

Abduction

2010-06-21T13:57:00.000-07:00

You always hear of all the horrors that happen within those terrifying underground sex slave rings on the news or as a story on Lifetime network but Abduction isn't sugar coated for the TV screen it's a raw look at what really goes on. I mean these people don't play around, they even sell the organs from some of the victims they lure there.

These guys search for the perfect specimens for their booming business so that the buyers are all happy customers and will more than likely come back for more. These girls have perfect bodies, and need to be
flawless for their buyers. You might think to yourself as your watching- "How could this all be going down with no consequences." Dirty cops of course!

The head honcho there has a disabled and disturbed son Charlie's (David Sitbon) whose job is to clean up the mess they make so he's like a twisted janitor of sorts but he has one problem that he just can't seem to kick- stealing body parts! Well a guy named Donnie and his friend Sam meet Holly (Jaimee Zapp) and her friend in the bar and they bring the guys back to the house where the get a taste of the sex slaves.

Donnie realizes one of the sex slaves is his friend Bella and decides there has to be some way to get her out of this foul place. He plots out how is going to do it and then confides in Sam who now works there... but can he trust him? Can Donnie manage to save Bella before it's to late? Or will he end up being just another organ donor?

Temptation

2010-06-21T10:47:00.000-07:00

It all starts with a blond girl Izzy standing on the ledge of a bridge arguing with herself on whether to commit suicide or not.The night before she was stabbed and raped by a perverted scumbag in an alley but the seductive beauty Aurelie swoops down and ends Isabel's attacker's life with the swift gouging of her shoes heel to his throat.

Catherine Taylor's flick Temptation is a sultry and seductive vampire tale that will heat up your TV screen
and have you in awe of the Queen vampires beauty even though she is a blood beast! The Moulin Rouge like club of Vampires called Temptation were my favorite parts. I would of loved to have taken a trip to that place with the ragtime music playing while sexy chicks dance- everynight was different

Well now the police defectives are knocking on Izzy's door wanting answers to the questions they have for her about her rapists murder. Now she is on the run with her belly cramping for a fix of that hot metallic tasting blood- if she would accept what she was and give into her hunger she'd be a lot better off. The thought of being a vampire sickens her and she is fighting it.

Will she give in and sick her new fangs into a throbbing vein and begin the life of a creature from the night? Or will she fight it and end up leaping to her death off that tall intimidating London bridge? What would your choice be? Would you like to be a part of her posse of fangs? Could you handle becoming what has always just been a myth to you?

Vampegeddon

2010-06-14T15:58:00.000-07:00

Longshanks the very skilled vampire slayer has followed Giovanni with the intention of slaying him and being done with it already. So after he spots the pale faced vampire - (he looked kind of cool except they
missed putting the white make up all over his neck) they duke it out to the death- both of their deaths and the story begins.

It's the present day where Goth is in- dudes with eyeliner and chicks with freaky alternative hairpieces that I thought were pretty damn cool. I really thought this was going to be a bad one but it's perfectly cheesy and has plenty of big ass boobs in it. What's better to do on a boring Friday night than settle in with a vampre flick to ease the stress of you work week?

Liz is a cute mousy little thing that works at the chicken shack and when she gets off she always meets up with her goth friends and dresses up like them because she's also a closeted freak. They all get together to hold a ritual and see what they can dredge up- it never seemed to work before but guess what, this time will finally be different.

So now Giovanni has been summoned and he takes Melissa as his little plaything since her and Mona became vampires after the ritual. Can these kids manage to defeat the Vampire king by themselves?Or will their friends be gone forever. Maybe some how, some way Longshanks will show up to save the day- it's a movie people you never know!

2010-06-14T11:30:00.000-07:00

As seriously trained Military hitman named Jacob Tate has been forced to go on a job by his boss Maliki to
kill off a pretty English teacher Diane. He drives out to her small Southern town and parks in front of her house and gets ready to go in and get the job done. Just when he's about to open the front door to creep in Diane swings the door open.

Poor Diane thinks he is her long lost brother and whips him inside with excitement. Well Mama Pines knows that he ain't the real deal and tells him so. Jacob is thrown into their colorful family and starts doubting if he should go thru with orders. If he does his job he has a chance to go free, and if he doesn't he will be killed.

What willl Tate do? Can he just go in the room one night and blow her brains out or will he try to save her instead. Tate can not understand why someone would want Diane dead. Her husband Preston is a cheating dog who doesn't give a damn about her. Could he be in on it? I mean Christ just get a damn divorce already...

I liked the film but it just seemed a tad slow at times but was very comedic at others. Eric Roberts played his part well as usual and he was almost like a ghost the way he would disappear so fast. So do you think there will be a happy ending to this story here people? Or will Diane's death blood end up splattering her nice homes white walls?

Easter Bunny Kill! Kill!

2010-06-05T21:19:00.000-07:00

Chad Ferrin's Easter Bunny Kill Kill has the most awesome drill kill I ever saw- it hit the spot in the ew department. Easter bunnies will never look the same to you ever again, well at least plastic faced ones anyway! I read a few reviews recently on the film and can't believe it had anything negative written about it- C'mon it was twisted, sick and the characters were unforgettable.

Mindy is a single mother who works as a nurse so she can take care of her mentally handicapped son Nicholas who is a overwhelming handful. Years ago Nicholas' father died on Easter so now it's been his favorite holiday. It was the very last time he saw him so I guess he just holds onto it dearly. On Easter
eve Mindy's new boyfriend Remington comes by to meet Nicholas.

Well Rem is a nasty, disgustingly dirty man that is totally repelled when he see's how regressed Nicholas'
behavior really is. Mindy really likes him and tells her son to suck it up and give the man a chance she is unaware of what a sleazy asshole he really is and how he teases and makes fun of Nichols. Remington tells her they should move in together (so he can pick on him) and she agrees.

Well on Easter Mindy has to work and the things that Rem arranges to take place that night are totally hideous and unbelievable. Well a psychotic Easter Bunny turns up and shows all of Nicholas' tormentors a thing or two about pain. I thought the flick was fab and if you want to see some bloody all out goodness that most flicks now a days lack- this one is it!

Fraternity Massacre at Hell Island

2010-06-01T20:38:00.000-07:00

Mark Jones' new gay horror/ comedy Fraternity Massacre at Hell Island has a bunch of frat brothers from ZAP who can't wait to get their new pledges out to Hell Island so they can terrorize them at their annual Hell Night. But it seems like everytime they have it someone always seems to get hurt and trust me this year will be no different, it'll be even worse!

The obviously mentally ill Dean calls in two of the brothers and proceeds to tell them there is not to be absolutely under any circumstances a Hell Night this year and they basically laugh at him and are going to do it anyway. Josh Jones is one of the pledges and a closet homosexual and his kooky roommate who is obsessed with clowns wants to pledge really bad but he can't and he gets really pissed.

So the boys wait for dark and head out for a night they have planned all year for and they can't wait to get started with freaking out the pledges. Thing is, there is a demented circus looking clown on the island offing whoever he can get his happy little hands on. Who could it be in that clown costume, maybe the Dean because he has finally snapped? Or maybe it's Josh's spited roommate? Or Johnny Brooklyn?

The lowdown here is that you'll see very affectionate gay guys, not enough blood and a desperate naked girl in the shower who was about to get lucky but the cranky clown killed her lucky contender. It's the type of B movie that you would see on something like USA's Up All Nite TV show they used to have on late at night on the weekends.

Spirit

2010-05-29T19:16:00.000-07:00

In the independent film Spirit, it shows the prefect example of how negativity can really destroy peoples lives. Sometimes peoples families go thru very hard times and they lose their faith and leave the religious path that they were comfortable on. Well right now, a young girls family is having this particular problem and watching gives you the impression that they are beyond hope- but it's never to late...right?

Is her father really just a mean deceitful selfish man who thinks with what's between his legs? Or has the house's evil negativity taken over them all? Her sister Raven is an unmotivated pothead who treats the poor girl like crap and loves to make fun of her every damn opportunity she gets? Her mother is now out all night partying all the time and having one night stands, her behavior has turned vulgar.

Well she studies all different types of religions and one night while she is sitting on her bedroom floor meditating a dark evil spirit shows up and licks her face causing her to get hysterical and flip out- who the heck wouldn't? Then Raven comes home looking like she got hit by the what the f*ck truck and they put her possessed ass on the couch, and things go even more demonically downhill from there!

2010-05-27T19:25:00.000-07:00

A View from Tower 13 is the new flick from the indie director Robbie Newman which will be shooting throughout the summer in Western Montana with a Premiere date of October 2010. The Synopsis here is: An ex-firefighter moves to Montana from Maine for a fresh start after the horrific death of his loving wife and beautiful newborn infant son. He takes on a job as a lone Fire Watchman up in a rickety old tower deep out in the secluded mountains. In the beginning, the job seems to be a breeze, but slowly the odd noises warn him that something is just not right. He then meets a mysterious young woman named Emily who seems to be the only human being for miles around...

I'll post more info as it rolls in :)

Valentine's Day

2010-05-21T08:55:00.000-07:00

Valentine's Day

Release date: May , 2010
Available on Blu-ray combo pack, DVD, On Demand and for Download 5/18
http://bit.ly/9EmOWb

Love. Some people never experience it while others constantly fall in and out of it, could you be with one person for the rest of your life? Honestly? Well Valentine's Day is a big deal for most woman who wait for their flowers and candy and gush on and on about their perfect man while he goes home to the wife
and kids they don't know about.

But there are other hopeless romantics out there who really truly believe in love and want that certain someone to share their life with. Well for Kara, Valentine's Day sucks and every year she throws a "I hate Valentine's Day party" where her and her single friends drink, dance and beat the hell out of a pink heart pinata. Does she hate Valentine's Day because she is always single?

The film show various couples and the ordeals they each face on this glorious day of celebrating love.
All of the characters in the film all have intertwining storylines and just when you think you know whats going to happen in these peoples relationships little surprises pop up and you go "wow, how didn't I see that"- I mean this with particularly with the suave Holden.

I am not into sappy love stories and I can thankfully say this isn't one, it's the perfect date movie and will have you laughing out loud. The characters are all very lovable and grow on you like a wisteria vine thru the fence. I can recommend this film to people of all ages because there are little relationship lessons in there that just might help you out in the future.

Someone's Knocking on the Door

2010-05-18T16:52:00.000-07:00

If I go by my rating system, Someone's Knocking on the Door gets a full five slashes- this movie was crazy, sick, disturbing, and perverted. I must be a freak myself but I haven't had a movie keep me looking at the screen and not budging from my seat for anything in years. Ezra Buzzington is a psychotic maniac and plays the part well!

This is a film that has you wanting to make everyone you know watch it and see what their reaction will be. The very opening scene paves the way for the fucked up yelllow brick road you'll be traveling down. A group of close friends like to experiment with drugs and each other but the only problem is there's a nasty side effect to that drug and their names are John and Wilma.

These two will kill off your high just like they will kill you in some pretty wicked ways that you will never forget. Out of all of them, Meg is the only straight laced one in the bunch and doesn't put those crazy
chemicals in her body.So one day when they are hanging out in medical records basement going thru serial killers Jon and Wilma's files, everyone except Meg pops the drug and listens to a taped session.

I honestly think that Chad Ferrin's Someone's Knocking on the Door in my opinion was a freakin Horror
Masterpiece- it's got it all and more! I loved the scene where Meg is running down the wet hallway and keeps falling, it's not one of those stupid "Oh, I just keep falling down in the woods for no reason so I can get slaughtered" moves. This is a film you don't wanna miss....

The Shadow Within

2010-05-04T09:14:00.000-07:00

Director Silvana Zancolo's The Shadow Within was a genuine treat to watch. I loved the era that the movie was set in which was around the 17-18 hundreds. The clothes, scenery and characters behavior was perfect- couldn't of been done better. Here we have Maurice who is a little adorable blond boy who has either an incredible gift or horrific burden- depends on who you talk to.

You see, little Maurice can connect with loved ones who have already passed over onto the otherside. His teacher seems to take a liking to him and takes some time to speak with him when he can. Maurice's mother holds a very tight reign on her special son and doesn't let him do much of anything. She doesn't show him an ounce of affection and it's heart breaking.

The reason his mother seems to despise him so much is because of her devastation at the fact that Maurice's twin brother Jacque died at birth. Maybe her grief was once out of post partum depression and then just stemmed into disgust that he survived and his brother did not. How does she even know Jacque would of been this perfect child? She's delusional.

The Shadow Within is a great supernatural thriller that unfolds nice and smooth with a great visual perception of a time where disease ravaged thru a town like a tornado and not having the resources yet to really control the deadly situation. You'll see a seance that rings nostalgic of time we never personally experienced but might of liked to...

Lucas McPherson's Poetry, Songs and Stygian Stories

2010-04-26T14:30:00.000-07:00

Poetry, Songs and Stygian Stories- Author Lucas McPherson & Cyan Jenkins as illustrator

Copyright iUniverse 2010

ISBN: 978-1-4401-9530-3 (sc)

ISBN: 978-1-4401-9531-0 (ebook)

Lucas McPherson' Poetry, Songs and Stygian Stories might be short and to the point but they are very
original mixing Vampires and Vegans to a very comical view on the latest high tech devices they have come up with to blow your mind with in the porn world in The Final Frontier (an Explicit sketch). My personal
favorite out of the short stories was titled Cellulitopia (micro fiction) in which she makes you realize how vain we all have become with our appearances by paying outrageous prices to rid ourselves of our imperfections- the imperfections that society has placed upon us by shoving the whole skinny is beautiful thing in our faces all these years. Also the poetry gives us a peek at what's floating around in that brain of hers. The hand drawn pictures in the book that compliment the story was provided by the artist Cyan Jenkins and you can find more of her work at the following website: CyanJenkins.blogspot.com

Slasher

2010-04-22T18:32:00.000-07:00

I received German director Frank W. Montag's film titled Slasher as a screener and it wasn't that bad, it was sort of entertaining. It's a flick that will make you go "Man, I really do miss all of those old school slashers!" You might even start going thru your massive DVD collection with a vengeance so you can break them all out and watch all the blood flow once again!

Here a group of friends decide to take a break from school and head into the back woods of Germany and go camping. On the way out they run into a family of inbreds that live in a cottage. Now they were creepy! Around the campfire one guy tells a scary story while hoping to freak everyone out and with some help it works. Too bad in a few moments that safe scare is going to turn into terrifying reality.

To be completely honest the film wasn't as good as I hoped it would be, but it's watchable. There wasn't
a lot shown which could be disappointing to all the hardcore slasher fans but if your a novice just starting out on horror, this is up your alley for sure. It'll break you in and get you ready for the next step up which would be more in depth killing and more scares.

I will be honest and say I was hoping for more than I got out of watching this. I mean it isn't as bad as someone running their jagged fingernails slowly across a chalk board it was more like a nagging feeling
of what could of been. I think it could of been a lot more visual with the killing since that is what scares most people.

Sympathy

2010-04-10T21:17:00.000-07:00

Now a lot of people, some reviewers included don't give indie films much credit sometime's and if they turn it on and it doesn't have that standard Hollywood look and feel they don't really give it a heart felt chance. Sympathy will up the anti with the viewer and amaze them at how this movie mainly takes place in only one setting- a grimy hotel room and still remain intense.

A skinny guy in a vest named Trip has a hostage, this frizzy haired girl in handcuffs that he has obviously kidnapped for whatever reason and she looks like she was taken thru the wringer on the way there. Her name is Sara and she has no clue of the reason she was taken or if there was even a reason in the first place. All she knows is she is now handcuffed to a bed in the motel room

Soon Trip realizes he has his hands full with Sara since she is a feisty little chick who has you wondering what's going on in that mind of hers. Trip leaves to go get something to eat and when he gets back to the room and steps inside he is greeted by an escaped convict named Dennis who decides he's gonna be running the show and he is one sick puppy.

Now watching the film you know that something is off with Sara, she seems to be hiding something. One minute she is scared and begging for her life and then the next minute you can see she has a really mean streak running thru her veins. There is a three way race for power in this film with each trying to out smart the next...but will anyone win?

Homewrecker

2010-04-10T18:32:00.000-07:00

How far are you willing to go for fame? Would you lie, cheat, steal, connive, manipulate and wreck the lives around you without a care in the world? Well that exactly what Shawn Boyd does when he pretends to be the relative of a big Hollywood producer's Derrick's good friend from college Mitch. He stays as a guest at the home that Derrick shares with his mate an co-producer Collin.

Collin is far from thrilled at having a young guy in the house since he is trying to get over that Derrick was unfaithful and had an affair before and he is worried that temptation might just kill their relationship. So these two men have no idea that Sean is really an ex-con who once worked for the show but was fired because he was overweight and not attractive enough.

Shawn wants a part in their new soon to be hit series so at first he tries to kill them with kindness but when he gets no results, he starts to work his way throught their tight knit group of gay guys and seduces anyone that will fall for it and guess what some of them actually do. Shawn calls home to his girlfriend and has her asking him if he is now gay- he swears no but you see all that action he's getting.

Shawn's game is wearing thin and Colin is starting to catch onto his sneaky antics and decides he is not going to sit around and take it, he's going to get the little bastard back. So all the boys devise a plan and set it in motion. So if everything goes according to plan revenge will be granted- and oh yeah, Shawn will become a legend on film all right!

Creature of Darkness

2010-03-16T11:25:00.000-07:00

Camping trips are always great, right? I hate camping! But not everyone does and plenty of people go all the time to try and escape some of life's pressures and relax. Other people like Andrew for instance go out in the woods to try and remember and face the creature from his nightmares that he is positive is the real thing and not just his imagination.

Of course you have the normal friend drama where a couple is fighting, then they typical boy likes girl but girl likes someone else there and that causes tension. They are all out one day riding their dirt bikes, quads and dune buggies when they come across this almost unrecognizable body just beyond a facilities no trespassing sign and decide to leave as some of the places jeeps show up.

Back at camp they all sit there freaked out and want to get the hell out of there. Well after prodded by Heather, Andrew tells them all they are there to really see if the monster from his memory really exists up here or is it all delusions and nightmares. Soon a creature wearing a black cloak and carrying a some spinal vertebrae to defend himself is creeping around their camp.

The thing kinda looks like an alien and has the weirdest eyes- it's the way they flicker. Andrew explains that the creature of darkness is what they call a catcher, an alien hunter that is sent to steal and capture human bodies for their museum. So will all these kids end up on display in some monsters museum? Or will they defeat it and send it where it belongs, dead and buried?