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Friday, October 25, 2013

Productions from Youngstown, Ohio present remake of the film White Zombie

Trailer for remake of classic 1933 Bela Lugosi film White Zombie


Here is the first trailer for a reimagining of the 1932 classic, White Zombie 2014 coming soon! Staring: Scarlet Sheppard, Isaac Eastwood, Eric Vasbinder, Joey Madia, Tom Smith, Jeff Bedgood, Heather Hepburn, and introducing Andrew Parsons

With: Mike Walker, Amanda E. Baker, Amy Vasbinder, Sean Humburg, Butch Hoover, Rush Whitacre, Lynn Moss Lawrence, Jess Clay, Valorie Dunch, Andrew Clovis, and David B. Prather


Written by Susan Sheppard, Cinematography By Mike Petrucci, Directed by Arthur Leo Collins.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDXZ6qfJoLk




A RagNBone Production 2013
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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Attack of the Herbals

Release Date
Directed by: David Ryan Keith
81 Minutes
Horror/ Comedy





Ok, all of you stoners out there don't get all worked up by the title and think it's about weed it's not...it's about an herbal tea that the turns people that drink it into zombies. Is it as corny as it sounds you ask, yup damn straight it is! Attack of the Herbals is just not going to be a crowd pleaser unless you like zombies that look like normal people or humor that just doesn't deliver.


A crate from Germany washes ashore in the little village of Lobster Cove filled with an addictive herbal tea that turns whoever drinks it into a zombie. Kind of a different concept but it just doesn't sit well as a film. Jackson has just returned home and is trying to get his old job back but it seems that everyone in town hates his guts and blames him for every single mishap.


I mean this guy is blamed for everything from failed businesses to just about anything else they can throw at him. Then there's Bennett who everyone brands a prick and be damned if he isn't one. Bennett just wants Jackson's grandparents to sell their Post office land to him so he build a huge money making Casino and bring in the idiot tourists. Unless they all each other....       
  









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Sunday, October 20, 2013

The Return of Joe Rich

Release Date 8/13/2013
Directed by: Sam Auster
90 Minutes



The Return of Joe Rich from Director Sam Auster has to be one of the best flicks I have reviewed this year thus far! It's got a softy named Joe Neiderman who returns home to Chicago after his job and wife bails out on him. He decides he is ready to earn some real cash and has plans of asking his hard ass Uncle Dom for a job with him thru The Outfit- the mob with a new name.


Now Uncle Dom who is played by Armand Assante is by far my favorite character in the film- the man plays the sick, relentless cutthroat type of guy with ease. He is a crazy fuck who just made the story that much better. I don't know why but when I watch those Mob movies and they flip shit, it makes me laugh- like Sonny in The Godfather beating his sister's husband with the trashcan.
    




Now Joe decides since he is in, he should act and dress the part and watching him dance around with excitement while trying to learn a hard demeanor is comical as hell. So Uncle Dom caves and gives him a simple task to do for him and the results are hilarious and almost embarrassing. It ends up his friend has double the balls of him.


They drug uncle Dom and chain him up in the cooler room- which reminded me of Reservoir Dogs where the cop lost his ear- trying to break him down to agree to their plan. A unique part of the flick is that there is actual documentary footage of 10 real Chicago Mob Guys ages 73 to 89 that tell you some of the real experiences they had from their pasts. Great and fun film- pick it up!









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Saturday, October 19, 2013

Cloned: The Recreator Chronicles

Release Date: April 23, 2013
Directed by: Gregory Orr
90 Minutes






Craig, Tracy and Derek head out to the Adirondack mountains for a camping trip to hang
out and have some much needed fun. Derek is leaving soon to go into the service and they
just want to enjoy their moments together. Tracy wanders aimlessly thru the woods looking
for a place to go to the bathroom and stumbles upon a this huge amazing house.


Now for some stupid reason she just thinks "hey let me go inside", most normal people wouldn't pull that shit. She heads back tells the others and they all crash in there while a nasty storm rages. They wake up to the owners busting their asses and soon the whole Invasion of the Body Snatchers theme kicks in and the clones come out.  

           



An exact replica of each of them comes along who are smarter, stronger, and plan on
burying the originals in the backyard. They could have their memories, experiences,
and knowledge but thankfully couldn't read their minds. Each set are plotting on how to
get rid of the other group.     


Cloned: The Recreator Chronicles is not a bad watch but it felt really drawn out at times
but I'll admit I am a person who loses interest or becomes bored easily. It's hard to keep up in
the film industry especially in todays world when just about everything already has been done.
However, if you wanna know who wins you'll have to watch it yourself- I'll never tell!     









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Thursday, October 17, 2013

Assassin's Tale

Release Date: July 29, 2013
Directed by: Arthur Louis Fuller
92 Minutes




Director Arthur Louis Fuller scored a winner with his film Assassin's Tale- it will keep you enthralled
as well as giving a few laughs. Quick wit and quirky characters outline the film and he adds that personal touch that allows you to feel for the outcome of some of their fates. It focuses on three of the main assassins Grace, Anthony an Roman.




Each one struggles with some major issues in their private lives like drug addiction, wanting a normal life, or falling in love. Anthony is a complete mess and struggles daily in life with his addiction but has no interest in changing a thing. He figures this is the path he choose and he's going to stay on it up until the very end.




Grace is a ruthless bitch who you do not want to mess with, she'll beat on you and then kill your ass
with no regrets or questions asked. Grace's demon is she is tired of killing people and just wants to
settle down with the man she loves to have the whole white picket fence and popping out plenty of babies fantasy. Could she really life such a life?



Then there's Roman and Woody who just happen to me favorite two characters in the film with Grace following close behind. Roman is a smooth mofo who has a heart of gold and is a loyal man but the other half of him is a cold blooded murderer debating on getting out of the killing biz. Woody organizes it all he's the man to help you make that cash. Will anyone here get what they want?     
  










     

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Ferocious

Release date: 10-1-2013
Directed by: Robert Cuffley
93 Minutes







Ah stars, they always need to have the perfectly crafted image to appeal to the masses or else
the jobs dwindle to nothing and no one wants to represent them. Leigh Parrish comes from a
small town and is the new sweetheart of TV with a squeaky clean image and a charismatic personality that just draws people in.  


Leigh travels back to wow her home state and generate more good publicity, but the thing is she has
a few secrets she doesn't want to come to light because if they did her career will more than likely
wind up snatched out from underneath her before she can even spell out cow. Her manager Callum Beck is all about making that cash and has big plans for her. 

   
So one night Leigh decides to take matters in to her own hands and goes to a club with the intention
of settling an old score. Sliding in unnoticed she heads upstairs for the confrontation that has been
4 years in the making. Things don't go quite as planned and things end up a little messy when a girl
Tess saves the day.


Tess is like an obsessed fan that knows everything about her, well she thinks she does anyway. Reasons for Leigh's paranoia are given and you understand her concern. Still how far would you go to keep your past away from the world?  Black mail?  Murder? Or would you say screw it and
just let it ride?

Friday, October 11, 2013

Fatal Call

Release Date: November 11, 2012
Directed by: Jack Synder
93 Minutes






Mitch moves from his small little town into the big city to get away from his sudden claustrophobic, trapped feelings. One night while out at the bar with his friend and colleague he meets the magnetic, seductive Amy who reels him in hook, line and sinker. A torrid love affair starts and feelings are building and promises are being spoken- are they genuine?



After a lazy night of love making a vicious loud knock on the door quickly flings them out of their reverie as an angry man screams for Amy to get her ass home. Mitch jumps up and demands to know what the hell is going on. Amy comes clean and tells him it's her hubby but he's an abusive son of a bitch...should he trust her? I mean he just met her at a bar.



From here on in everything is questionable and nothing is anything like what it seems. Mitch now is being charged with murder and is running from a stranger who is suddenly trying to kill him along with the law who is trying to throw him behind bars. Poor guys been stalked, beat, and ran off the road all within a matter of hours. Slowly he begins to piece things together enough to try and take them down.  






The problem here is time is limited and he is greatly out numbered with the odds highly stacked against him  His quick thinking manages to get him to the finish line but will he be able to cross it alive? Fatal Call is a thriller told in the means of flashbacks and bursts of the present which was played out well and meshed
together perfectly






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Thursday, October 10, 2013

Slip and Fall

Release Date: 2011
Directed by: Marc Colucci
90 Minutes
Comedy





William Forsythe is in the house! I just finished up Slip and Fall from Director Marc Colucci
and I fucking loved it! I was giggling like a little school girl at the bold quirky ways of
this film. Danny Cuemdumpstier is in law school and has a bear of a teacher Dean Dickman who
continuously calls him cum dumpster purposely pretending to not know he is mispronouncing it.





Dan needs to come up with amazing amount of cash to finish up his last year in Law School or of
course he won't graduate and will lose his job at the firm where he now works. His crazy Russian
girlfriend Henryka loves the thought of him making money and is a total brute that slaps him around
the trailer he lives in with his grandmother while sexually manipulating him. .





Jerry (William Forsythe)his boss comes up with a scam for Danny to slip and fall down the campus steps so he can sue. Watching these two put the plan in action was ridicules and you can't help but laugh. After the hospital checks out his injuries Jerry takes him over to his crooked homo phobe  Lawyer Jimmy who is a straight up pig ad loves to brag of his freaky sexcapades. The expressions on wholesome Danny's face as he listens are priceless!

     
It's a funny but dirty humored film that you have to have the stomach for so prudes steer clear!
If you can handle all of the naughty nonsense you will blast thru this in no time. It's a situation
that spirals  outta control so fast it'll leave your head spinning. I would not of been able to deliver
half of my lines if it were me there trying to deliver them.





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Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Stalked at 17

Release date: 10-27-2012
Directed by: Doug Campbell
90 Minutes
also aired on Lifetime Television











Young love is just the sweetest thing... right? I mean you know how it is, the lust is
mistaken for love and they truly believe they'll be together forever and  hell nor
high water can rip them apart. In Doug Campbell's Stalked at 17 Angela is 16 and still in
High school but is on her way to bigger and better things in college.


On a walk thru campus Angela and her new friend Tenaya are approached by a few frat boys and soon they are headed to a wild party. Angela gets caught up with Chad and they head upstairs where
he charms the pants off of her. A few weeks later surprise- she's puking up lunch at school
and the EPT pregnancy stick lights up like a Christmas tree.   



As time goes on Chad lets his real persona out and it's angry, obsessive, controlling and mean.
Angela decides to keep the baby and finds out some secrets that Chad has kept from her and ends
up mind blown. Her parents are forbidding the relationship and Angela seems to be finally realizing
what a total mess he is. 

So one night Chad sneaks in and corners her in the kitchen with a gun and says he is taking the baby
and leaving - she's coming along whether she wants to or not! This situation can't end well, right?
So can Chad's  kidnapping them somehow complete his sick fantasy of finally having a complete family all of his own?
 






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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Mother- A short film from Christine Parker

Directed by Christine Parker
22 Minutes
Sick Chick Flicks







Did you ever drive by those beautiful picturesque houses and wonder who might live there
or what goes on within those walls? I have. Amy is in high school and has a beast of a mother
who constantly degrades, insults and smacks her around. As soon as she walks in the door her
mom is on her ripping thru her book bag looking for things she shouldn't have. It's no secret
around the neighborhood of how bad her mother treats her. It's all stares and whispers for them
courtesy of all of the gossip.




She finds some comfort in her secret boyfriend Jeff who wants to be her knight in shining armor
so he tries to convince her to just leave and move in with him and family. Finally a night of
hell drives Amy to her breaking point and she bombards her mother with insults and soon it turns
psychical, but who will win? Can this poor teen survive another minute with the torture or will
she manage to escape in any way shape or form? Mother will hit home for those who know what it's
like to have a mom that doesn't give a shit...   







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Sunday, October 6, 2013

Baggage

10 minutes
Directed by: Rob Dimension
You've Been Robbed Films




The alarm goes off and Benjamin rolls over an lovingly covers up his mate who he thinks 
might be a little too cold. He gets up and goes thru his normal routine and heads off to the
train to get to work. He sits there and stares at her picture and is just so consumed with
want that he can't seem to get any work done. He carries around his work bag like his life depends  
on it, perhaps it's his emotional crutch just get thru the day?

Benjamin is very socially awkward and sticks out like a severed finger no matter where the
poor man goes. Two thugs catch wind of him at the bar hugging that bag and figure there has
to be something precious or valuable inside and chase his ass to steal it. A mishap allows
him to keep that bag and make his way home. Distraught and heavy hearted, he decides to just
go upstairs and silently lay with her- can you guess what might be in the bag?        









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